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				Need Ideas for a Gag - Need phony name for sleazy hotel
			 
			
			I'm taking a couple of friends to Disneyland this coming weekend - they have never been there.  We're staying at the Disneyland Hotel but they don't know that and I kind of wanted to play a joke and put the name of the "fake hotel" into my GPS. 
		
	
		
	
			
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