Where do superman's clothes go?

[rusnak]

What happens if Wonder Woman's costume is at the dry cleaner and she goes into her spin?

Will she come out buck ass nude?

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

My wife went to a big software conference. When she returned one of the many bits of swag given out was a small bricked size object. She gave it to me, as it was a t-shirt. Just pull off the plastic wrapper and shake a few times and sure enough a t-shirt that was plenty big enough to fit me. A long way from a suit to a pea, but it was compressed a lot. And really really wrinkled. One trip through the washer and dryer and it was 100% normal.

GE hit $10B in sales in the Power Gen Market in 2000, and all we got was one of those T-Shirts. I still have it, in the postcard pack. It is far more useful as an explanation as to why I left, than as a T-shirt.

[fred cook]

I heard/read somewhere that Superman had a pouch in the underside of his cape.

[KFC911]

Does Superman hang his dresses next to his capes?

Inquiring minds....nah...nevermind...

[GH85Carrera]

Just don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger.

And don't mess around with Jim.

[LWJ]

The answer was in Deadpool: "Prison Wallet."

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Tervuren

If a typical business suit and compressed it to the size of a pea I'm not sure it would decompress for me back into a suit.
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It might not for you, but you are not Superman.
If you put on a cape and jumped off a tall building could you fly? No, because you are not Superman.
If you pulled a small pill out of your shorts and spit on it would it turn into a well pressed suit? No because you are not Superman.
If you were seen in the Walmart parking lot searching your shorts for a small pill would security assume you are just Superman looking for his suit? I don’t know, but I would love to be there.

[legion]

I thought he just left the clothes at home, at least when going to the county fair.

[cantdrv55]

Originally Posted by fred cook

I heard/read somewhere that Superman had a pouch in the underside of his cape.

Yep, that’s the correct answer.

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

It might not for you, but you are not Superman.
If you put on a cape and jumped off a tall building could you fly? No, because you are not Superman.
If you pulled a small pill out of your shorts and spit on it would it turn into a well pressed suit? No because you are not Superman.
If you were seen in the Walmart parking lot searching your shorts for a small pill would security assume you are just Superman looking for his suit? I don’t know, but I would love to be there.

Ah, so super spit is the mechanism of turning a suit compressed to the size of a pea back into a full size suit?

My post was more directed at the suit needing to be super, but perhaps super spit works to.

A similar question applies to how his costume holds up to the heat of atmospheric re-entry when he re-enters from orbit. I wonder if his super outfit was stowed in the pod and is alien fabric?

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Tervuren

Ah, so super spit is the mechanism of turning a suit compressed to the size of a pea back into a full size suit?

My post was more directed at the suit needing to be super, but perhaps super spit works to.

A similar question applies to how his costume holds up to the heat of atmospheric re-entry when he re-enters from orbit. I wonder if his super outfit was stowed in the pod and is alien fabric?

In the comics, his suit was made from the blankets he was wrapped in on the space ship that brought him here. His Earth mom had to unravel the threads of the blanket and then weave them back into the suit. His suit is super of course. It can withstand the volcanoes, bullets and even the interior and surface of the sun, just like Superman.

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

In the comics, his suit was made from the blankets he was wrapped in on the space ship that brought him here.

Thanks. Seems the logical path that alien man from a pod would also be clothed in alien clothing from the pod.

[GH85Carrera]

In the movie Man of Steel, they changed a lot of back story, and his Superman suit a LOT.

[flatbutt]

I think Superman was a nice guy and left his clothes behind for the homeless.

[island911]

[Tervuren]

Originally Posted by Zeke

Jeez, it was a comic book.

I was contemplating superman and the booth in the background from this post.

Originally Posted by serene911

To some extent, if something is popular, people will wonder and think about the details. There are people who then in turn because there is demand, provide these details.

I have Star Wars books that do nothing but provide details like the number of repulsorlift generators that suspend cloud city, or how many storm troopers are stationed on a star destroyer.

People like me enjoy this stuff.

And....there are a lot of comical ideas for things that might go wrong with superman changing clothes instead of just staying superman.

[GH85Carrera]

And all he has to do is put on glasses and NO ONE ever knows Clark Kent is really Superman!

[Steve Carlton]

Walmart glasses will do that.

[flatbutt]

Well these did a great job of disguising the sex machine wearing them.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by flatbutt

Well these did a great job of disguising the sex machine wearing them.

I can only imagine the babes you burned to the ground once those specs were set aside.