Just great. I actually need toilet paper.

[cabmandone]

Yo Vash! I gots da good stuff... What you willin ta pay?

[E38Driver]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

This is no joke.
My grandparents not only never had indoor plumbing, they never had toilet paper. When we went to the little house out back there were supplies of corn cobs and newspaper, and of course the Sears catalog.
So you have options.
We had an outhouse at home too, but my parents were at least civilized enough to buy real TP.

Helpful hint - the red ones are softer. I always went for the red ones.

You are supposed to use a red one first then a white one that way you know you got it clean back there. LOL

Dave

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by E38Driver

You are supposed to use a red one first then a white one that way you know you got it clean back there. LOL

Dave

The depth and breadth of the knowledge base here is amazing. Wikipedia has nothing on PPOT.
I had no idea there was a method to corn-cobbing. I did it wrong for years!

[schwoo]

Originally Posted by widebody911

Do you know anyone with a liberal arts degree?

Funniest thing I’ve read today

[Arizona_928]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

This is no joke.
My grandparents not only never had indoor plumbing, they never had toilet paper. When we went to the little house out back there were supplies of corn cobs and newspaper, and of course the Sears catalog.
So you have options.
We had an outhouse at home too, but my parents were at least civilized enough to buy real TP.

Helpful hint - the red ones are softer. I always went for the red ones.

You can't be serious? Corn cob dildos.....

[masraum]

Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid

You can't be serious? Corn cob dildos.....

Hahah. I think you run it down the crack, not up the hole. At least, I sure hope so.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid

You can't be serious? Corn cob dildos.....

No, no ...
Maybe Dave will explain the process in finer detail. He really seems to know his stuff re corncob hygiene.
Just know you don’t stick the corn cobs in. Imagine playing a harmonica with your butt hole and the corn cob is the harmonica...
(God, I can’t believe I just typed that).

[pmax]

Originally Posted by vash

SOB!

what’s my strategy? Raid my office supplies? Costco? Target?


Putting on pants now. Off to the rat race.

Did you check the garage ?

[masraum]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

No, no ...
Maybe Dave will explain the process in finer detail. He really seems to know his stuff re corncob hygiene.
Just know you don’t stick the corn cobs in. Imagine playing a harmonica with your butt hole and the corn cob is the harmonica...
(God, I can’t believe I just typed that).

That's a much better description than I managed. I'll never forget that description (pretty sure I'll be chuckling about that on my deathbed).

[MBAtarga]

So glad our son bought us a bidet attachment for the master toilet. It works wonders! I go #2 and use maybe 6 squares of TP to dry off. TMI?

[cabmandone]

Chamois... not just for your car....

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by MBAtarga

So glad our son bought us a bidet attachment for the master toilet. It works wonders! I go #2 and use maybe 6 squares of TP to dry off. TMI?

I've added a leaf blower so no TP needed

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by cabmando

Chamois... not just for your car....

Do you have to like brown cars?

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by MBAtarga

So glad our son bought us a bidet attachment for the master toilet. It works wonders! I go #2 and use maybe 6 squares of TP to dry off. TMI?

6 squares is wasteful. You need to turn your water pressure up...to 11!

[UconnTim97]

Works for the dog...

[herr_oberst]

Vash, don't you have some stashed in your camping or hiking or bugout gear?

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by UconnTim97

Works for the dog...

Oh sh t!

[93nav]

Well, it has been nice knowing you.

Originally Posted by 71T Targa

I'm soooo sorry to hear this...

School has been canceled for 6 weeks, I have 5 females at home, and we're on our own septic.

[Wetwork]

The outhouses once used are still in place on our ranch. ..been there since late 1800's. Not corn raising country, we were high desert mountain's. We have modern pumbing and electricity now, got it in the late 40's.

Anyway here's how it worked. Family "Rags"...hung on individual nails, for individual family members, on the backside of the outhouse. A bucket of soapy water, and one rinse bucket at the base of the rag wall. If you ever left a skidded up washrag on a nail, you had to wash the entire families rags. Of course before coming back to the house you went and washed your hands in the creek with a bar of soap.

Winter was a little more bothersome. The soap/rinse buckets were left in the barn, as well as the "winter" rag wall. The livestock, through body heat kept the buckets from freezing.

Easy peazy...just don't forget to wash your rag. And stop all the tear-bagging ya sissy town people.-WW

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by vash

SOB!

what’s my strategy? Raid my office supplies? Costco? Target?


Putting on pants now. Off to the rat race.

don't you own a pressure washer??