Just great. I actually need toilet paper.

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Do you have to like brown cars?

Just racing stripes.

[quicksix]

She thought car parts in the dishwasher was gross..

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by masraum

Yeah, I'm heading to the grocery store and I'm ready to body slam anyone that gets in my way.

[RKDinOKC]

Shower is next to toilet. Like a stand up bidet only with soap and wash rags and a towel when done.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by red-beard

Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

[cabmandone]

Originally Posted by masraum

Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

My brother has a saying. "We're all crazy. Some just hide it better than others"

[rusnak]

get a squatty potty attachment.

You can use a little brush for the stubborn bits.

[Jim Richards]

My wife had been bugging me to get her a bidet toilet seat, so last month i jumped on a sale Costco was running. She’s happy and TP usage is down. I haven’t had to punch anyone out yet at the store. Maybe next month.

[dafischer]

[daepp]

Originally Posted by vash

SOB!

what’s my strategy? Raid my office supplies? Costco? Target?


Putting on pants now. Off to the rat race.

Sooooo??? Any success???

[71T Targa]

Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

[smadsen]

People are crashing the door at Costco. No parking. Pitch forks & torches. Fist fights over toilet paper & paper towels. Panic in the streets.

Wifey waltzed into the Dollar Store, picked up a 12 pack of towels & TP. Cost prolly $2.00 more than Costco. We're covered for another month. Hope the supply ship from Wuhan arrives before mid-April.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by 71T Targa

Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

Only works if you're single. Or want to be.

[rusnak]

I'm pretty sure my fam and I would use tree bark and dirt if it came to that.

I'm stockpiling coffee and cigars. If I run out of those, then lives are at risk.

[Evans, Marv]

Originally Posted by 71T Targa

Am I the only one who remembers that Higgens had the answer to this problem?

If I remember correctly, his wife wasn't too impressed with his answer "to this problem."

[DFW_IE]

Seriously asking- What’s the rationale behind stocking up on TP?

[RWebb]

people (esp. women) worried about supply chain interruptions

- only supply chain interruptions I see being discussed are for foods

[craigster59]

The upside of having a casual stance on wiping your ass properly is you gain an advantage of keeping a "social distance".

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by craigster59

The upside of having a casual stance on wiping your ass properly is you gain an advantage of keeping a "social distance".

#winning

[rusnak]

Originally Posted by masraum

Hey, look at that. The US doesn't have the market cornered on crazy-stupid!

Hannah Sinclair is hawt (Aussie accent). What's a faige?