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More Robot Sex Talk
Here in Houston we have a "robot" sex brothel being considered. It has been blocked by the city until further investigation. Public health concerns are the reported reasons for the delay.
I am amused at the outcry regarding robot sex. I am not sure what the problem is regarding this business. Dudes humping a doll for thirty minutes seems pretty harmless in the grand scheme of things. Would you want a robot brothel in your city? Neighborhood? Bedroom? Seems like a reasonable way for the desperate to get a nut. Is it a precursor to rape? Strange days ahead.
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Who invented a sex machine Concave or convex It could fit either sex But it sure was hell to clean
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Yeah, how do you clean them between customers? Run the thing through a car wash? Or are the relevant parts disposable?
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These are strange times. Could be a good thing if you're Bender...
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My head is spinning... lots of pros and cons... can't (and don't) want to think about it.
Come to think of it... women have had mechanical assistance in this area for some time. 
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So have men had assistance for a while. I saw a blow up doll at a local swap meet a few years ago. I couldn't believe it.
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IF i were to diddle a robot or sex doll..i would only diddle ones with a cleaning system much like an inline muzzle loader. it's very difficult to clean out something with a "dead end"..i.e..ever try to rinse out your old dish soap container?
it needs to have an inline port so you can remove a plug on the other end and run water completely thru it (maybe even a bristle brush) . this doesnt need to be disgusting on top of sick. 
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it's very difficult to clean out something with a "dead end"
Since physiological limitations are pretty much moot, why does it even have to have to [b]have[/i] a "dead end"?
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I just wish they would make something appropriate for my dog Rex so he would leave my leg alone.
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This is a sticky subject, will they be wearing condoms?
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Is this what they invisioned as robot overlords?
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