lets talk about hiring a HOTASS NANNY.

[vash]

I was loading my kayak. some early 20's lady goes by pushing a baby stroller and leading a kid around on his Razor. I look up, and say hi. I recognized the older kid (five years old?).. she must have read my mind because she volunteers, "I'm the Nanny".

SMOKING HOT. Lululemon get up.

I was dumbstruck. I know my wife. if I had kids and needed a nanny, I am not sure a smoking hot ass young nubile nanny is in the cards. I'd end up with Mrs Doubtfire!!

I am kicking myself for not turning my GoPro on my chest mount on.

what Jedi Mind trick does a husband have to pull on the wife to let that into the house?

[fanaudical]

Maybe the nanny is really for the wife; you never know any more...

I'll let everybody else make the standard request for photos to substantiate your story.

[stevej37]

Dear Penthouse.....

[look 171]

Not nanny related, but cleaning ladies.

Want to hear it? Wouldn't wanna to get off topic or thread drift

[vash]

Originally Posted by look 171

Not nanny related, but cleaning ladies.

Want to hear it? Wouldn't wanna to get off topic or thread drift

I walked in on my GF’s dad banging the hot Latin housekeeper. Awkward as hell.

[JackDidley]

[unclebilly]

Over 15 years ago, I was at an NHL hockey game. Candace Cameron was sitting behind me watching her husband play. She was sat with her kid(s?) and her nanny. That nanny was smokin’ hot. Made Candace look average.

[Pazuzu]

I think that when the nanny qualifies as "hot ass", they are now refereed to as an au pair

Especially if they have a hot ass accent to boot...

[Noah930]

Maybe you just met your next ex-wife.

[look 171]

Originally Posted by vash

I walked in on my GF’s dad banging the hot Latin housekeeper. Awkward as hell.

OK, no cell phone camera or recording 30 years ago, so don't ask, you dirty old bastards.

Well, about 30 years ago, I was a year or two over 20, as a young Cabinet maker installing my cabinets in a house across the street from the Kung Fu dude, David Carradine. I went down to my truck to get a tool, noticed the couple young women with buckets and mop going toward the house. No big, just blonde, young women with very nice asses shaking their way up the street in short shorts. A few hours later, door bell rung at the home I was working on. I noticed the same two women with cleaning equip walked through. The owner, Mr Crawley said, winked his eyes and said, 'You can look, but no touching". I was dumbfounded but paid no attention to what he said? Ok, I continue working. The girls were no more then 25 walking around freaking topless with only their rectal floss, through the home cleaning it. I couldn't get siht done that day watching them wax on, wax off and had to come back to finish the following days. I was so afraid to make eye contact only sneaked in long stares when possible. They hand picked these chicks. Firmness were everywhere but so yet so soft. Crowley said, see you tomorrow, hope you enjoy your day working here. I always wanted to ask him what the service cost but was too embarrass. Hell, I wouldn't be able to afford it anyway.

[biosurfer1]

Jude Law's wife got a hot nanny...didnt work out so well for her

[flatbutt]

Ya know some questions just shouldn't be asked. Likewise some situations just should be avoided. Bringing in a hotass nanny is just begging the lightning to strike. ie no matter how hard I'd try to avoid her, she just wouldn't be able to resist me.

[rusnak]

^ Hahaha!!

Yeah avoid big time. That's why porn was invented.

[Crowbob]

Didn’t Ahnold Szwartzellneggor succumb and get dumped by his Kennedy wife?

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by vash

I was loading my kayak. some early 20's lady goes by pushing a baby stroller and leading a kid around on his Razor. I look up, and say hi. I recognized the older kid (five years old?).. she must have read my mind because she volunteers, "I'm the Nanny".

SMOKING HOT. Lululemon get up.

I was dumbstruck. I know my wife. if I had kids and needed a nanny, I am not sure a smoking hot ass young nubile nanny is in the cards. I'd end up with Mrs Doubtfire!!

I am kicking myself for not turning my GoPro on my chest mount on.

what Jedi Mind trick does a husband have to pull on the wife to let that into the house?

You do not want to go all hot roofing chick on her. We don't need to see.

[Seahawk]

We did the Au Pair thing.

We had three, one from Spain, one from Austria and one from Lithuania that were way, way above average.

An Au Pair friend of the young lady from Austria, I think from Sweden, was otherworldly good looking.

You learn how to tell them no.

[beatnavy]

Hiring a hot nanny is the first step to multiplying your net worth by .5.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by beatnavy

Hiring a hot nanny is the first step to multiplying your net worth by .5.

Lol so true!

Similar topic, years ago I had a conversation with a retired USAF Colonel turned VP of our organization about secretaries. His advice was to pick the grumpy old lady over the young hot one to avoid even the potential of rumors and the suspicion of the wife. Seemed like solid advice.

[flatbutt]

I got curious....might want to skip this one

https://www.greataupair.com/aupair/American-Bonham/aupair2647102.htm

[javadog]

Originally Posted by Crowbob

Didn’t Ahnold Szwartzellneggor succumb and get dumped by his Kennedy wife?

Yeah, but she wasn’t hot, at all.