A thread for miscellaneous stuff...
 

Stuff to be discussed until they fizzle and then another may be started here. Think of it as a reduction in thread proliferation.

I'll start with this:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/bizarre-light-mystifies-yankees-red-sox-during-game-there-was-a-red-light-flashing/ar-AAMjrUB?ocid=msedgntp

A red light was spotted coming from the outfield stands and shining into the batters box. A dumbazz fan with a laser? Wierd stuff.

I think the guy was just taking a picture with a camera that had a focus assist light and that is what was seen.
Could be wrong, of course, but that's my guess.

Here's something I found out recently. The reason Elvis Presley never toured overseas is because Col Tom Parker wasn't a U.S. citizen and he was afraid (among other things) that he wouldn't be allowed back in the country and would lose his "meal ticket".

"Elvis' manager, Colonel Tom Parker (whose real name was Andreas Cornelis van Kuijk) was an illegal alien. Sending Elvis overseas, where Parker would have needed a passport to travel, would have jeopardized his being "found out". And Parker wasn't about to send Elvis over there by himself, where someone else might have exerted control over him and convinced Elvis to dump Parker.

It is reported that a promoter in Saudi Arabia offered $10M US to tour there, which Parker turned down."

Does anyone else think that Bezos' rocket looks like a big penis?

Yep, it is almost a copy of the Dr. Evil rocket from Austin Powers. A bald mega billionaire flying in a rocket shaped like a penis. All he needs now are sharks with freaking lasers! :eek:

Lol!!!

Nah...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1626803187.jpg

yes, it looks like a penis. not necessarily like my penis, but a penis in general.

but i want to talk about Gravy. did you know even the most heinous tasting vegetables are slightly better tasting if the gravy touches it?

too bad that rocket didnt fly into a cloud that looked like a tomahawk wound.

some say...

Amazon logo looks like the bottom of a penis. Coincidence?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1626804227.jpg

Could be. He likes to text his junk. What's with that friggin' hat?

It didn't occur to me but GF burst out laughing.

I wonder if SpaceX sold him the rights to the software that landed the booster rocket back on earth.

That depends upon the gravy.

And what's even stranger is that there are some folks that call italian style tomato sauce gravy!! :eek:

Hey! My Mama always called it gravy! Get it right or pay the price. Further, it's Taylor Ham dammit. ;-)

You got it half right. Gravy and Porkroll.

If this is the junk drawer thread of PP, I'm just going to drop this right here so I can find it again:

#JudyRollEyes #JudgeJudy

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Not like mine either. It's one of my best features.

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Steely Dan is a better name than Blue Origin.

Sawmill, pepper, or brown gravy?

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Is pepper AND brown gravy an option.

Well this is special. You know how cancelling a health club membership can be a real hassle? Well my club , Anytime Fitness just decided to close it's doors...with 24 hours notice. At least they waited till the end of the month.

I have a couple of oil paintings by Victor Czerkas. I got them from a prop house that didn't want to hassle with getting "clearance" on them to use in film and TV (filming the art hanging on the wall is considered "duplication"). Here's his Bio:

"Victor J. Czerkas (1914-2003) Born: Sioux City, Iowa; Studied: Chouinard Art Institute; Member: San Gabriel Art Association. Victor Czerkas grew up in Iowa and there learned the sign-painting trade. In the 1930s he moved to Southern California where he worked as a sign painter and freelance commercial artist. By the 1950s he was employed by Universal Studios as a lettering artist, producing hand-lettered titles for major motion picture releases. In later years he did similar work for ABC Television programs.

Throughout his life Czerkas also produced fine art watercolors and oil paintings. He studied art in the 1930s then continued his art education with private painting lessons from Nicolai Fechin. Most of his early paintings depict regional California cityscape and landscape views. These were often produced outdoors on location while viewing the subjects. After 1978 he also produced works depicting subjects he found while traveling in Europe, Russia, India, as well as areas in the Caribbean and Orient."

Anyway, I had seen one of his works on Etsy for $850 which wasn't too bad of a price. I hesitated and a few days later I came across another sale site called "Mercari" and the same seller had the piece on there for $450 so I snapped it up.

Here's a link to an Ebay auction for one of his pieces:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/114557099491?hash=item1aac229de3:g:bS4AAOSwPjZfybj T

The woman who was selling my piece didn't know what it was and titled it "Bunker Hill" which was a watercolor he did of Los Angeles. Mine is another oil of the "Taos Pueblo". I think I got a good deal.

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Not sure about you fellas but boxer briefs are amazing.

I'd tried them a few times over the years, and each time, I hated them. I either had problems with the legs riding up and bunching up or they would be very hot. I eventually tried a pair that I really liked. They were really nice and made by a Swiss company. They were also expensive. I eventually tried these, and love them. They don't ride up, much, but even if they do, the material is thin and isn't uncomfortable. And they don't feel like you're ass/junk are in an oven.
2Undr Swing Shift Trunk (Trunks have 3" legs, they also come in 6" and 9")
https://www.runningxpert.com/media/c...trunkcut-2.jpg
I've got some of their "Power Shift" too, but I like the Swing Shift better.

Wanna know what else doesn't ride up and feel like your junk is in an oven? Going commando. It lets your junk hang cool and keeps you feeling cooler. Also helps to increase sperm count if you're into that sorta thing.

Yeah, I've tried that. It's just not my thing.

I have a buddy who was strictly commando. Went to pick his wife up at the hair salon and his fly was open...

He NARROWLY avoided arrest.

Commando days are over for him.

At my age going commando increases the likelihood of sitting on my boys. :(

Doesn't look big to my wife.

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I’ve never counted my spooge, but whatever floats your boat.

I'd be careful about saying that. When I worked as a back country ranger during summers, the second summer I wore loose fitting boxer underware like I'd worn in the Army. They were like going commando. I hiked around six to eight hundred miles during the season. Toward the end of the season, my nuts began to hurt down on the bottoms. When I got back home, I went to the doctor, & he said I had developed epididimitis from the seam in my pants rubbing back & forth during the hiking I did. One doc wanted to operate immediately. Scared me so I went to another who told me to draw a sitzbath of hot water & sit in it daily until it went away. Thankfully that worked. I don't think that helped my sperm count. Briefs prevented that problem.

Oh no it ain't.

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DFMEA meetings

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Inside a hurricane

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finally a thread to contain all Mustang Jibberish.

https://jalopnik.com/the-2021-ford-mustang-mach-e-fails-the-moose-test-1847766295

If you like instant ramen, this one is pretty tasty.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/15...g?v=1527629957

Does that mean they is discriminating, Whites only?

Millions of Electric Car Batteries Will Retire in the Next Decade. What Happens to Them?

The quest to prevent batteries—rich in raw materials such as cobalt, lithium and nickel—ending up as a mountain of waste

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/millions-of-electric-car-batteries-will-retire-in-the-next-decade-what-happens-to-them

We'll probably ship them off to China. Then China will have old ladies and orphans strip them for the precious metals.

Kinky.