Whats the best way to dispose of a body.

[3rd_gear_Ted]

Its a career when you work for the cartels

https://wearemitu.com/wearemitu/news/el-pozolero-dissolved-more-than-300-bodies-in-acid/

[pksystems]

I use Hydrofluoric acid daily at my work.

It seems to be the chemical of choice for Heisenberg.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by astrochex

Put a 10mm socket on it, will be lost forever.

Yep, that's a winner.

Or... Make some money. Sell it to some Med' students.

[Tobra]

tl:dr

Pig farmer

[VINMAN]

Alkaline hydrolysis.

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[Steve Carlton]

Neighbor's trash can.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by Tobra

tl:dr

Pig farmer

No. As I mentioned, that doesn't work so well.

They hung my Uncle Bill for doing that.

[Steve Carlton]

Didn't work out so well for Mason Verger, either.

[otto_kretschmer]

[matthewb0051]

Oddly enough, I had a case similar to the OP question.

Regardless of your means and methods of disposal... DON'T GET OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED AND FFS DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

No. As I mentioned, that doesn't work so well.

They hung my Uncle Bill for doing that.

He should have spoken with me first. Pigs don't leave bones, knock the teeth out, let them get plenty hungry first

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by Tobra

He should have spoken with me first. Pigs don't leave bones, knock the teeth out, let them get plenty hungry first

that was Uncle Bill's problem, they did leave the bones. Too fussy. Yep, let them get hungry first.

I think he needed a better lawyer, plus feeding them to the pigs turned out to be not such a good idea after all

[speeder]

Originally Posted by matthewb0051

Oddly enough, I had a case similar to the OP question.

Regardless of your means and methods of disposal... DON'T GET OTHER PEOPLE INVOLVED AND FFS DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." Old Hell's Angels quote.

[Racerbvd]

Just put the body somewhere where you think that it will be safe, if you are anything like me, no one will ever find it, including yourself.

[The Synergizer]

Didn't realize Ben Franklin was a Hell's Angel!

Originally Posted by speeder

"Three can keep a secret if two are dead." Old Hell's Angels quote.

[Steve Carlton]

Yes. He rode a Fat Boy.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Yes. He rode a Fat Boy.

He actually rode a lot of fat women. He was a world-class ass man, among his many other notable accomplishments.

[Steve Carlton]

I remember my 7th grade history teacher saying he "fathered half of southern France."

[cassisrot]

Leave it in the White House.

[astrochex]

Originally Posted by cassisrot

Leave it in the White House.

… with a dusting of cocaine.