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Are your jackasses safe?
I wanted to be the first to introduce useless thread on this theme.
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07-20-2023, 04:59 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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Most politicians are safe, and guarded.
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I was all set up to post an "Are your Jackshafts safe" topic. I won't. Zeke gets cranky and my skin is too thin,...
Other possibilities: Jackknives Jackscrews Jackdaws Jackstays Jackaroos Jackals Jackrabbits Jackboots
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07-20-2023, 05:24 AM
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Yeah, if we're talking real, actual animals, Jackasses can be bad to the bone, alpha protector. Look on Utube, might surprise you - them safeguarding other animals in the flock.
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07-20-2023, 05:37 AM
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Just a little over a mile from my house is my wife's dream house, it has 20 acres, and the owner must be a Elly May type. They have chickens, ducks, two Llamas, two horses, some goats, some dogs and I am sure a cat or two, and other critters. And one donkey to keep everyone safe. The chickens are often roosting in trees, and they have a large barn behind the house.
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Those are all good suggestions, but there is nothing like the panache and versatility of the word "jackass."
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07-20-2023, 06:16 AM
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I read it as "Are you jackasses safe?"
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07-20-2023, 07:55 AM
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Counterclockwise?
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Pretty common around here to protect horses.
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Steve Carlton's doesn't look to safe.
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07-20-2023, 09:27 AM
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Please, nobody start a thread about jack offs!!!!
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07-20-2023, 09:41 AM
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I saw an ad on Craigslist once where a "Guard Donkey" was for sale. I thought it was a joke but then after a little research I found that it's a legit thing. I still remember the name of the Donkey in the ad was Radar.
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07-20-2023, 10:20 AM
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Donkeys are BADA$$.
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07-20-2023, 10:59 AM
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I heard that in China, donkey tastes great.
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07-20-2023, 11:00 AM
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My dad used to say.... Oh well, he's been gone for 30 years. Reminds me of people who whistle a tune while tasking. I have to think what is going on in that head? "I think I'll go start a silly play on words topic on PPOT." Can you whistle and type at the same time? Dunno, never whistle. You forgot 'jackplane' 'jackknife' 'jackhammer' and about 50 more according to Scrabble. |
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
