i dabble on Instagram. are hookers following me?

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by matthewb0051

Wait a sec. These women aren't interested in me???

I do get sucked down the rabbit hole on Insta of police BWC arrest videos. Those are great. Some real geniuses out there calling mom, or asking for a supervisor. Just give up your ID and you won't get arrested.

I love police cam shows, there is an unlimited quantity of stupid people out there!

[masraum]

Originally Posted by matthewb0051

I do get sucked down the rabbit hole on Insta of police BWC arrest videos. Those are great. Some real geniuses out there calling mom, or asking for a supervisor. Just give up your ID and you won't get arrested.

Between the FB reels and YT, yeah, the various pulled over to get a ticket and/or arrest videos are like a train wreck. I shake my head at the stupidity. I know what's going to happen. But even so, I can't not watch.

What's your name?
I don't answer questions.
Can I get your driver's license?
This isn't a stop and ID state/I don't legally have to provide it/etc....

I suppose that's not quite as bad as the sovereign citizens that "don't need a license if I'm traveling".

The videos that I'm starting to see a lot of that are getting really old are the ones where someone goes and intentionally starts video taping some business just to make people uncomfortable so they have some manager/owner/customer come give them crap about video taping. "I don't have to tell you. I can video tape anything I want on a public sidewalk." They are intentionally pissing people off for views on their videos. I wish those folks would get the crap kicked out of them and their phone put where the sun don't shine. Then we could have a new viral video sensation of phones being removed from rectums.

[David]

Can’t ever seem to embed on my iPad but this seems appropriate place to post:

https://youtu.be/h_PE8G0XXF4?si=2-n1eiJKnjPVTk2y

[masraum]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

I love police cam shows, there is an unlimited quantity of stupid people out there!

Watching cop shows on TV you see folks talking smack to the cops during questioning, and I always thought "that's not realistic." But I've seen enough of those videos now to realize that there are a bunch of morons out there that do talk crap to the cops.

What always gets me is when the cop has pulled someone over for something simple like a speeding ticket, and they end up getting arrested because they are a moron.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by David

Can’t ever seem to embed on my iPad but this seems appropriate place to post:

https://youtu.be/h_PE8G0XXF4?si=2-n1eiJKnjPVTk2y

LOL! Perfect! Vash's new side piece.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Dixie

Is that a trout in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sometimes I need binoculars just to see who’s honking on my trout.

[A930Rocket]

Originally Posted by masraum

…
Then we could have a new viral video sensation of phones being removed from rectums.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re watching videos of phones being removed from somebody’s butt!

I have a fake name on FB for FBMP, F150 and 911 stuff, but sometimes watch Reels I think it is. The stupid people being pulled over by cops is comical.

[juanbenae]

Does Jen know about this vice of yours?

[Bill Douglas]

You rich Americans are a good catch.

No one bothers me. Plus I'm ugly which helps a lot.

[KFC911]

My long time asian sounding hot friend from Burlington NC quit calling and leaving voice messages several years ago... I figured she finally got over her concern for my well-being... "Ket .... how are you doing?". Or I aged out and she didn't want a sugar-grandaddy after a few years.

I use "Aurora Miles" when I dabble in strange waters these daze ... it seems to work

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by speeder

Sometimes I need binoculars just to see who’s honking on my trout.

LOL .... "Who's Been Honking On My Trout?" ....

2025 CMA song of the year candidate !

[rfuerst911sc]

Who's been honking on my trout sounds like a country western song

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by masraum

Watching cop shows on TV you see folks talking smack to the cops during questioning, and I always thought "that's not realistic." But I've seen enough of those videos now to realize that there are a bunch of morons out there that do talk crap to the cops.

What always gets me is when the cop has pulled someone over for something simple like a speeding ticket, and they end up getting arrested because they are a moron.

We watch a lot of the Live PD ride along type shows. There is an endless supply of idiots out there, and yes they typically dig their own hole.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Plus I'm ugly which helps a lot.

There is beauty in that. I know!!

[70SATMan]

Originally Posted by speeder

Sometimes I need binoculars just to see who’s honking on my trout.

Honk Tuwah!

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by KFC911

I use "Aurora Miles" when I dabble in strange waters these daze ... it seems to work

Damn your eyes, you scoundrel! What is it you want?

[fastfredracing]

You mean those chicks are not real ?? Here, all along I was sure I was exuding next level studliness .
As soon as my facebook status went to " widow" it started. I get several a week .

[GH85Carrera]

I use faceplant as a way to keep up with genuine friends a family. I post very little, almost nothing.

I get regular requests for people that want to be "friends" and they are always a photo of a 20 something hottie. Yea, right, an old married guy has young women that want to be my friend. I just delete the request and never see them again.