Roe vs Wade

[widebody911]

Reporter: Mr. President, what is your opinion on ROE vs. WADE?

President: Personally, I don't care how those poor people get out of New Orleans!

[legion]

Okay, that's funny.

[HardDrive]

lol.

[techweenie]

Good one.

[kang]

Personally, I'd rather paddle than roe or wade.

[928ram]

[tobster1911]

Internal combustion engine all the way....

[dd74]

Hilarious! I can't wait to see what Mull says about this...

[David McLaughlin]

Originally posted by tobster1911
Internal combustion engine all the way....

I'd rather sail; gas is too expensive.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Thats actually really funny..

[Mulhollanddose]

Originally posted by dd74
Hilarious! I can't wait to see what Mull says about this...

Deap-seated disrespect for human life, subconsiously projected onto a false demon -- contrived by propagandists who have manipulated certain left-leaning folks -- to assuage their own guilt and shame complexes.

[dd74]

Originally posted by Mulhollanddose
Deap-seated disrespect for human life, subconsiously projected onto a false demon -- contrived by propagandists who have manipulated certain left-leaning folks -- to assuage their own guilt and shame complexes.

Oh, come on! I wanted something original...

[JeremyD]

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?


Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10.And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[dd74]

Originally posted by David McLaughlin
just make sure you screw it to the right!

LOL!

[carnutzzz]

[speedkillz]

Perfect funny. Thanks JD.