What they are saying at other forums . . .

[m325ix]

Hot topics of discussion

Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.
How can I kill 'em? (btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.)

Mustang Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Yugo Forum (Yugos only rate one Forum) - - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini Forums - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

Miata Forums - - - Some jackass in a Yukon just ran over my car. (pics)

GMC Yukon Forums - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series Forums - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

Cadillac Forums - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Ford Excursion Forums - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? I'm
thinking about buying an oilwell.

Buick Forums - - - Which is better? Medicare or Medicaid?

Crown Victoria Forums - - - How come people never drive faster than 55
on the
highway?

Honda Accord Forums - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,
used 18 inch wheels.

Toyota Echo Forums - - - Do our cars use Double A's or Triple A's?

Ferrari Forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia.
Want to get in and out fast.

Saturn Forums - - - Cigarette landed on my fender. Fender melted and need to
replace.

Mini Forums - - - Just flipped the Cooper after watching The Italian
Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forums - - - I floored-it on the way home from work
yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 Forums - - - Some punk in a jet tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan Forums - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer
schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forums - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have
to get the touch-up paint from the Dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.

Fiat Forum - - - Hello? Hello? Am I the only one here? (Might be
combined with Yugo Forum in the future).

Subaru WRX Forums - - - Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking
lot.

SRT Forums - - - "Will this void my warranty"

GNX Forums - - - Transmission Groupbuy full! Stop PM'ing me!!!

NSX Forums - - - Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Corvette Forums - - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier
steering wheel?

Mopar Forums - - - Help! I've replaced everything and it still won't start!

Circle Track Mini Stock Racer's Forums - - - Those darn Formula
Continental and Sports Racers have used up all of the 2.0 Ford Pinto engines!

Formula and Sports Racer's Forums - - - Those darn Mini-Stock racers
have used up all of the 2.0 Ford Pinto engines!

Silver Crown Forums - - - Do you suppose we can race at Indy with the
new car?

Indy Forums - - - Do you suppose Tony will allow front engine open-wheel
cars at Indy?

[svandamme]

your missing the all time favorite on the Porsche forum


"how much torque required to fasten my lug nuts"

[Porsche-O-Phile]

No it's:

Porsche forums: I got a flat tire yesterday - what's the best way to sell the car and get another one?

[widebody911]

RX-7 Forum: 13B group buy full, stop PM’ing me

[ronin]

924/944 forums:

"how do I add nitrous to my '79 924?" (no kidding)

[bell]

911 forum.......did my first oil change, what's the best way to clean the oil slick in my driveway?

[ronin]

another from 924/944:

"just picked up some rad 19 inchers! how do I make them fit my '83 944?"

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Also 911 forum - have less than 1,000 miles on my 911 - what's the best way to clean the oil slick in my driveway? Will it stop leaking after the first oil change?

[yellowline]

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
Also 911 forum - have less than 1,000 miles on my 911 - what's the best way to clean the oil slick in my driveway? Will it stop leaking after the first oil change?

Or "I didn't select reverse and turn around. Why am I facing the direction I was coming from?"

[oldE]

Jeep Forum:

"Where can I get that spray-on mud-in-a-can so my buddies will think I've been off road?"

"How many lights can I mount on the roll bar before the thing tips over in a corner?" "Are Halogens any lighter?"

Renault Forum:

"I don't wish to talk to you. You drive a silly looking car!"


Les

[onewhippedpuppy]

There's other forums?

[Porsche virgin]

m325ix- That is classic.

Let me try one or two:

VW Rabbit forum - How do I repair the rust holes in my floorboards?

Porsche forum - How do I convince my wife that I NEED another Porsche?

[Icemaster]

Corvetts FS board:

"FS: 2 - 4" gold medallions on matching gold chain. Must be worn by soemone with a chest rug. Will consider trade for toupee."

[plain fan]

Didn't 'get' the NSX...

Then you haven't met a NSX owner...

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally posted by Porsche virgin
m325ix- That is classic.

Let me try one or two:

VW Rabbit forum - How do I repair the rust holes in my floorboards?

Porsche forum - How do I convince my wife that I NEED another Porsche?

You can't.

If it's one thing I've learned, it's easier to make apologies than to ask permission. Wish me luck; I've got a third 944 on the way (shows up in a couple weeks). Wifey don't know it yet.

[ronin]

Originally posted by onewhippedpuppy
There's other forums?

nope

but there are other forums

[KNS]

Originally posted by Porsche virgin






Porsche forum - How do I convince my wife that I NEED another Porsche?

A better answer to the question: Why do you have TWO Porsches?

Because I can't afford three...

[Jeff Higgins]

Harley forum:

My old man's still in jail, but his folks are coming over for the holidays anyway. How do I get the ammonia smell out of the crock pot so I can cook food in it?

[Rick V]

saab forum
"This has been a great car I've only had it towed 8 times this year"

[Eli at Pelican Parts]

Originally posted by Porsche-O-Phile
You can't.

If it's one thing I've learned, it's easier to make apologies than to ask permission. Wish me luck; I've got a third 944 on the way (shows up in a couple weeks). Wifey don't know it yet.
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'85/1 944
'86 951

FAST / RELIABLE / INEXPENSIVE
(Pick any two)
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Maybe she won't be upset if you show up with a 911 this time.....

-Eli