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In reality, the "total" number is really insignificant, in the grand scheme of things. After all, as Richard Pryor puts it, there are really only two pieces of ******* that matter. Two that you will always remember: Your FIRST and your LAST. Everything else in between just doesn't matter.
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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie which embarasses my wife and children. It is a lie that our Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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Can I get a ruling on a double amputee? Full credit or half?
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something about a women with a wooden leg...
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Hairlip, hairlip.....no wait...that was a woman with a wooden eye....sorry, wrong joke, my bad...
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1... after another.
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after being taken for 2 years labor building a business, remodeling a building, remodeling her house for free labor and about $20,000 cash lost in undocumented loans... one too many. before that... quit counting in my late 20's at 200+. I forget now. you'd think I'd know better at 50. duh! I forgot Mr. Lucky's cardinal rule. don't let your ***** run your life. I was replaced before I was forgotten.
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My wife won't let me answer this question!
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a lifeguard in Oakland, CA an Aerobics instructor in TX a CPR instructor in NJ my son's Sunday School teacher my daughter's Brownie leader a first grade teacher in TX a secretary at an engineering firm in San Francisco a pre-school teacher in the Virgin Islands my best friend's ex-girlfriend a coed in Moraga, CA a secretary at a radio station (KMEL) in San Francisco an intern at another radio station (KGO) in San Francisco And I did all of this with the permission and in fact encouragement of my wife. Because all of these women are in fact the same woman!! We've been married 28 years and if she keeps changing careers, it's going to be another 28 years of freakiness. Variety is the spice of life.
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To the memory of Warren Hall (Early S Man), 1950 - 2008 www.friendsofwarren.com 1990 964 C4 Cabriolet (current) 1974 911 2.7 Coupe w/sunroof 9114102267 (sold) 1974 914 2.0 (sold) |
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when you can almost know what they'll smell like you've been around.
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