How many notches on your bedpost?

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by cmccuist
Here's my list:

a lifeguard in Oakland, CA
an Aerobics instructor in TX
a CPR instructor in NJ
my son's Sunday School teacher
my daughter's Brownie leader
a first grade teacher in TX
a secretary at an engineering firm in San Francisco
a pre-school teacher in the Virgin Islands
my best friend's ex-girlfriend
a coed in Moraga, CA
a secretary at a radio station (KMEL) in San Francisco
an intern at another radio station (KGO) in San Francisco

And I did all of this with the permission and in fact encouragement of my wife.

Because all of these women are in fact the same woman!! We've been married 28 years and if she keeps changing careers, it's going to be another 28 years of freakiness.

Variety is the spice of life.

See, now thats just plain 'sho'n off'!

(Sunday school teacher huh? mmmm spank my wrists...)

[cmccuist]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
See, now thats just plain 'sho'n off'!

(Sunday school teacher huh? mmmm spank my wrists...)

Yea, so you're at Sunday school and you're thinking "I'm gonna hit that when we get home" and it's just wrong on so many levels, but also not wrong because she is my wife after all. Same thing with the aerobics. You're thinking "Yea, I'm gonna hit that when we get home"...

You see a pattern developing here?

[Tishabet]

26 years old, 3 women to date and I'm marrying #3.
1 Porsche to date....
Clearly I've got to alter this ratio!

[wludavid]

Originally posted by mikez
Hairlip, hairlip.....no wait...that was a woman with a wooden eye....sorry, wrong joke, my bad...

A wooden eye? YES I WOULD!!

[svandamme]

Originally posted by Tshabet
26 years old, 3 women to date and I'm marrying #3.
1 Porsche to date....
Clearly I've got to alter this ratio!

yeah , get rid of her and buy another Porsche... even an early barn find will be cheaper to restore, then a woman costs in upkeep...remember, Porsches do not have PMS, they do not have a mother in law, do not spawn diaper crappers, or ask questions like " does this make my butt look big ", Porsches, also cannot run away on their own or sue you.
and in hte event that they are stolen , wrecked or otherwise become inoperable... there's always insurance...

[Tishabet]

Originally posted by svandamme
yeah , get rid of her and buy another Porsche... even an early barn find will be cheaper to restore, then a woman costs in upkeep...remember, Porsches do not have PMS, they do not have a mother in law, do not spawn diaper crappers, or ask questions like " does this make my butt look big ", Porsches, also cannot run away on their own or sue you.
and in hte event that they are stolen , wrecked or otherwise become inoperable... there's always insurance...

She helps me clean parts, has suggested that I might want to budget for a 993, helps me carry antique car parts at Hershey....... and is crazy, crazy hot.
I'm keeping her.

[bigchillcar]

hard to beat that logic, grant! good luck!