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Oh boy...here we go! I just turned 37 and I have had 2 - I'm married to the second. I know that I've avoided a lot of heart ache and pain by staying out of "the scene", but I can't lie to my Pelican brothas and sistas, I find that I am curious. Let's leave it at that...
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Bedpost? There's just a pile of sawdust next to the mattress...
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Usual answers to my wife:
- A gentlemen never tells - I will not answer that question unless my lawyer is present - Only one, you So far is working ...
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I know knot of these knotches of which you speak of. And Toddy Woddy, you are a Ho, but your MY ho and that makes you special, not like these other hos. And Mullies reference to gettting cracked in the end and Dhoward's concurrence make me want to leave the room.
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Over 10,000. I used to hang out with Wilt Chamberlain and pick up the stragglers.
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NoWay!! Get away from me!! Well, maybe one time, . . .Oh, what the heck . . . .
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06-23-2006, 07:47 AM
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There are things I will discuss and things I won't discuss. This is one of them.
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Wilt Chamberlain claimed he slept with over 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday.
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Jack Bauer calls that a slow Tuesday morning.
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06-23-2006, 01:09 PM
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more Porsches then notches...
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06-23-2006, 01:12 PM
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tick...tock....tick....tock
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funny you mention this, just today I was tell a buddy that years ago (before my wife) I made a list. I just put down initials. My girlfriend at the time (who was a logic puzzle wiz) found the list. Now mind you, the list looked like this:
CS JP KT LI NW KM BL HP CG PK LL WG CG AA JH JF KL DB PT CL AK CG CM DJ ST... Within a minute she screams "You sonuvabtch! This is a list of all the girls you slept with!" "What, how did you..." "You *******! Why is my initals followed by 5 others? Huh? Tell that hotshot?" "er, well...ya see...I forgot about them and then they got added to the list and how the ***** did you figuer that out so quick?" Her deduction skills were unparelled. She took me completely off-guard. I'd say it took her maybe 4 minutes to completely clean out her things from my apartment.
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Women are smarter than they appear to the untrained eye.
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more reason to develop higjly honed lieing skills...
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just tell them up front. easier that way. If they can't handle it, so be it. Better to get it over with quickly...
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