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Are you SURE you want to remove that?
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How much you want to bet the fiancee wanted it cut off?
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Reminds me to rent a double penetration flick soon.
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Who read the article in Esquire this month about the woman with two vaginas? They sound like a match made in heaven!
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gives a new meanign to double fisting it...
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You can't blame him for wanting to conform. But think of the money to be made in bars. "Hey, I'll bet you $10........."
My wife's cousin in medical school had a cadavor in gross anatomy that was diphallus. At her school, classes broke down into groups of 5-6 with a cadavor for each group. She reported that no one in her group mentioned it for several minutes before someone blurted "Isn't anyone gonna say anything about his pen*s." They all figured that the school staff must have know about it in advance. But in reality no one had any idea. I've come to learn that the handling of bodies donated for medical research makes this pretty plausible.
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Would that be penuses or peni?
I'll be looking for some of this material on Leno or O'Brien tonight. He is well-balanced as opposed to 99.998% of us. I can think of other advantages too. For example, is this gentleman also ambidextrous? Sherwood |
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Imagine if he was celibate before marriage, and he sprung them on his new wife on their wedding night.
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Okay, someone has to say it. And no, it's not some latent gay thing - it's just curiousity - the same kind of curious that makes you look at a car wreck on the side of the road or at footage of open heart surgery when flipping through the channels. . .
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"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.
It may be unheard of in the medical literature available to the Times of India but not to the world of porno films! (my daughter has a lot to answer for in corrupting me!) I've seen one where a gentleman had two functioning penises! I'm not certain he was Indian as I was not looking at his face ![]()
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Were they side-by-side or one-on-top-of-the-other?
I imagine side-by-side would be easier for double-fun. . .
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I can imagine his parents giving him a pep-talk:
"Come on son. You've got two good arms, two good legs, two dicks, and all you do is sit around smoking hash and playing Atari games all day...." ![]()
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But do they fire at the same time?
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Why nature makes these things is anyones guess. Evolution?
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If he banged a chick that was bi-vaginal (one in each, presumably), could he have multiple orgasms? Could they be independent of each other? Could she get pregnant twice that way? Questions, questions. . . "normal" sex is complicated enough!
Guess he's gotta' blow through rubbers twice as fast as everyone else though.
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