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I Am Smarter Than My Dog
Well I am!!!! I have to admit that I have one smart hotel for fleas. That dam Dog doesn't do anything she doesn't want to. Recently I out smarted her though, I put out some of her Dog Food mixed with some left over Rice. Once she sniffed it she wouldn't go near it no matter how much I begged her to. It just wasn't good enough for the B!tch. So I picked it up and pretended to it eat it, actually it was better than some of the buffet food I have eaten here in LV. Finally I put it down and she came right up and ate it all withing a coupla minutes. It was then that I decided that I was smarter than my Dog.
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No reason to insult her, tabs. Just look what you've done - how long has she been laying there like that?
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She has been lying there about 2 weeks, ever since I fed her the Dog Food with Rice.
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Didn't I see that on a Homer Simpson t-shirt? "When all else fails, lower your expectations". . .
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Tab's dog: " I got my owner to eat dog food!"
Neighbor dog : "No way! How did you get him to do that? Tab's dog: "It didn't take long. I'm not sure how smart he is" 
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There is a stain on his blue shirt ,impeach Tab now.
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me and my pup got a laugh out of that one. my dog loves rice. great way to settle their stomach too. dont ask me how i know. 
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I bought a Modernist painting by John Saccaro. Brought it home and leaned it up against a book case in my Family Room. The Flea Bag takes one look at it and starts barking at it. I told her everybody is an art critic and she stopped barking.
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Tabs might be on to something but I'm not sure even he knows what it is. We know what a dog sees but I'm not sure about the food thing.
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She never liked my portrait of Elvis on velvet either.
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