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I have found the meaning of life and it is...

full contact midget wrestling in a vat of (negaro) blue rasberry jello.

(This post is a work in progress. Feel free to offer suggestion sentences to add to the above that contain the word "negaro blue".)


Note: An explanation of this bizarre post will be forthcoming at a future date. For other posts in this series see:

FS: Belly button lint

I Like Plaid Underwear


-Chris

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Old 12-02-2006, 05:25 AM
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you'll have a hard time selling us on the idea of bikini midget girls
it just don't work like that... not even if they are in plaid , with belly button lint thrown in as a bonus...
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Old 12-02-2006, 06:14 AM
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We really need to know what bet you lost...
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Old 12-02-2006, 06:22 AM
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is it true that you shave the midgets so they are even slipperier , giving them a fairer chance??
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:03 AM
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We used to shave LBFM's so why not shave midgets??!!
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Old 12-02-2006, 08:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Joeaksa
We used to shave LBFM's so why not shave midgets??!!
fair enough Joe
but the question is
who will do the shavin'?



sure Nick Nack is one entertaining piece of butler
but i for one wouldn't touch the bastard with a 10 foot pole,
you know, with the french accent and backstabbing attitude and all, no thx
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Old 12-02-2006, 10:13 AM
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This one time at band camp....
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Old 12-02-2006, 10:16 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Icemaster
This one time at band camp....

personally i don't care what you do in Bandcamp
but shaving midget's is not something to brag about...
you're a sick man IM.



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Old 12-02-2006, 10:19 AM
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Your just jealous cause YOU wanted to be shaved first and, well, there was this flute thing....

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Old 12-02-2006, 10:21 AM
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no way man
apart from the mustache and the fact i sold my Targa,
i could be Tom Selleck and chicks dig it

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Old 12-02-2006, 10:26 AM
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