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If it's Risky, lets DO IT!

I think we all should have sex without a condom, in the booty, in a house in New Orleans bought with a 0% down, no doc loan.

Why not? You don't have to be responsible, cause the government will make it right for you, no matter how stupid you are!

And what if they don't do it for you fast enough? Well, it's 'cause you're (insert favorite stereotype here)!

I think I need to drink less espresso...

mmm, 12 oz of espresso at 4:30. My poor wife.

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Old 03-14-2007, 01:26 PM
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You forgot to mention that the booty should preferably belong to a crack whore with a pimp attorney

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Old 03-14-2007, 01:38 PM
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You need some sleep...
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I don't care how much money you or the government throws at a problem. If you get dead, I don't think they can fix that.

Just my .02 (Can).

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I don't care how much money you or the government throws at a problem. If you get dead, I don't think they can fix that.

Just my .02 (Can).

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Yes, but if you get dead and leave lots of kids, there is a problem to fix.

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Old 03-14-2007, 01:59 PM
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Re: If it's Risky, lets DO IT!

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I think we all should have sex without a condom, in the booty,...
see now thats just being irresponcible!
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the gov't doesn't give one ***** about you and never has. you are a taxpayer [unless you're the defendant]. under no condition are you a 'person'.
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But, I'm a victim of oppression and a horrible, horrible disease. It's not my fault.

Help me. Somebody help me.
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