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You are all doo doo heads
My poo smells like flowers. Yours' smells of poo.
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I think you should tell this to your doctor. Any other symtoms? Keep us informed, we'll be pulling for you.
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Flowers smell nice.
Give some to your girlfriend, nicely arranged in a bouquet. I'm sure she'll be touched.
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Stop eating flowers.
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Sometimes mine smells like copper.
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Stop shoving roses up your ass.
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are you a potato chip ?
can you help me find my mommy I'm lost ![]()
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My flowers smell like poo.
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Eat lots of blueberries. At least it will look better but will still smell like poo...
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My dogs breath smells like dog poo...
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My daughter swears her farts smell like french fries! Hopefully with no gravy....
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Don't be messin with the poo!
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How's it taste? If it tastes like french fries, she might not have to work a day in her life.
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Does she run on biodiesel?
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I didn't think girls ever farted ?? At least the good lookin' ones..
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It is still true. You are all doo doo heads. Especially YOU.
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Mine smells very nice but then its been eating chinese food from Paris recently. Now that I am back in N. America that might change. Drdogface, They all fart, and the prettier ones really smell like pooppy heads. Hell, even the dogs and cats fart, but then you know that already! ![]() Joe
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Our dog's farts can strip paint. Its truly a menace when it happens. But it lets me fart and have someone to blame too, so its a symbiotic relationship.
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