Quote of the year Contest!

[the]

This really is the one that caused the most joy this year:

Originally Posted by swang

I have recently been dating a new female and we have been enjoy sexual enterprises. She likes to watch the porno movies which I am greatly enjoying as well. There is something done in a lot of those movies that the girls seem to like but I am afraid of trying it so will ask if anyone here has to do this to their wives girlfriends.

In these movies the person is slapping cratch of the woman - many times in a row. The woman seems to really enjoy this. Can this be true or is it myth brought about by the movies?

Slap slap slap. like that.

[turbocarrera]

^^^^^^^

Fuch that is funny...

[rammstein]

I added a couple of quotes. I searched really hard for the Howard quote, but the only person who I have found saying "Never trust a fart" was John Walker. I can't stress enough- if you know a quote, find it and post the link to the quote. I can't submit it otherwise.
So far, there's a lot of gems in here.

[legion]

My new vote (original post has since been deleted):

Originally Posted by TimT

OK, nevermind.... please disregard my posts.... stick your heads back in the sand


sorry I bothered to reply in the OT forum.... wont make that mistake again

[Amail]

If not quote of the year, at least honorable mention - from SlowToady:

God damn it. I wet out and pounded 10 or 11 more shots. luckiy God hates gas, too, I guss he he paired me some politics, spare some place in politics!!

Never\the less, 10/29 shapp live in eternity, too who's with? Thanks to the brothers who could make the event and to those who couldn't, no big deal.

Birthday== lots of free happiness and drunkenness.

[Joe Bob]

Originally Posted by rammstein

I added a couple of quotes. I searched really hard for the Howard quote, but the only person who I have found saying "Never trust a fart" was John Walker. I can't stress enough- if you know a quote, find it and post the link to the quote. I can't submit it otherwise.
So far, there's a lot of gems in here.

My bad....it was on the 914 world list....

[70SATMan]

at the wire:

Originally Posted by DanL911sc

Wow. Apparently logic is like power tools... its best to only allow the professionals to use it. Or at least skilled amateurs. Seriously, you're going to hurt someone.

[Laneco]

This quote is from Svandamme who frequently writes pretty funny stuff, or at least funny to ME! The comment was made in reference to an early 911 with an electric motor in lieu of the lovely flat six:

"that early 911 just ain't no fun without a flat 6 in the back
sure it squeels, but so does a pig if you kick it"

angela

[SlowToady]

Wahooo!!! I got a mention in the QOTY thread! That made my lame, boring day a bit better.

Ahhh my 21st..if I could remember it, I'm sure I'd never forget it... Glad I could amuse you:-P

Originally Posted by Amail

If not quote of the year, at least honorable mention - from SlowToady:

God damn it. I wet out and pounded 10 or 11 more shots. luckiy God hates gas, too, I guss he he paired me some politics, spare some place in politics!!

Never\the less, 10/29 shapp live in eternity, too who's with? Thanks to the brothers who could make the event and to those who couldn't, no big deal.

Birthday== lots of free happiness and drunkenness.