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i'm just a cook
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my hat is off to you. just about the best thing i have seen on the board. i laughed 'til i cried. my vote for post of the year. bravo. david |
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I heart cratch.
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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
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Slap on. Slap off.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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09-02-2007, 06:06 PM
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I like shaved cratch.
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09-02-2007, 06:33 PM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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I live to amuse.
Obviously, I need to start getting drunk and then posting to Pelican more.
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09-02-2007, 06:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Indiana
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Jeff....
OMG, that was great! The only thing that happens when I start drinking is flashbacks, and extensive conversations about nuclear physics. Hats off to you! -Nick
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Owner: Bennington Motorsports www.benms.com Sponsor for Midwest Region 944-SPEC racing series -When was your timing belt changed or tensioned?? -Yes, I'm the crazy man that will loan out my 9201. Just PM me, I will add you to the list and get it out ASAP. |
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09-02-2007, 06:46 PM
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Excellant prose nontheless. Get drunk more often.
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09-03-2007, 04:11 AM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
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Jeff love your rendition of the cat in the hat, but I'm the pimp daddy thats packing a bat! Her eyes will glow when I pull out MY member and turn her over and give her one to remember...If she tells me to slap then to the cratch I will go and slap it so hard she'll be begging me no... a red colored cratch I know will appear and without missing a beat I'll take a sip of my beer... Thinking of Swang and his need of advice wondering if he should be naughty or nice. I'd tell him like you to start spanking that stuff cause some girls are freaky and just like it rough..Who knows if he got it or if he ever will, but at least there's guys like us out there keeping it real... Wherever a woman with looks is in need the guys known as Pelicans will be willing and free. I know my rhyme is not as good as yours but at least it's a try so you could get a laugh out of something besides yours. If you ever meet a chick that asks for the same send her on over and give me her name.....
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09-03-2007, 06:07 AM
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Pics or it didn't happen.
"Cratch". Priceless.
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Location: Long Beach CA, the sewer by the sea.
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09-03-2007, 02:04 PM
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Its POP...he is posting odes to assuage his guilt for not smacking the cratch 
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09-03-2007, 02:13 PM
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I wonder if any women dare offer an opinion....I have never heard of this particular fetish, but hey, I have only been on the planet for 51 years....
I asked my wife...she looked at me like I was demented and went back to her duck fat, whips and chains....sigh. Dennis
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09-03-2007, 03:42 PM
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Wasn't me. Although I'll try this cratch slappin' thing whenever I get my next sexual interlude. What's the worst that can happen? She gets mad and I go without for a while - nothing new there!
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09-03-2007, 03:58 PM
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Former Drama Queen...
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: San Pedro, CA
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As one of the gals, I would have to say I woud not like getting slapped this way or any other way... slapping is not good.
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09-03-2007, 04:32 PM
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So. What about you? Is spanking considered slapping? |
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09-03-2007, 04:35 PM
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I guess I really would need step by step pictures to really understand  ....what part are you slapping? General area? Specific parts? Dennis
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