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Yes... to me it is... sorry... I am one of the gals that hates that sort of thing... I have fun in different ways...
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ok.. iv herd of the donkey punch ..the bronco stomp but not the toco chop..?
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[QUOTE=12own911;3459974]Yes... to me it is... sorry... I am one of the gals that hates that sort of thing... I have fun in different ways...
Do you mind filling us in with the details? We are trying to enlighten our sense of sexual awareness.... It is very good to have a females perspective on having fun in "different" ways...... ![]()
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Not too many threads make me laugh out loud while alone at the 'puter. This is one. I'm still trying to figure out an angle to get a good slap on the spot. Mess this up and you might as well have punched it, LOL
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whatever is the best way to 'cup' it in your hand, that's the best way to slap it as well... bonus points if you can feel a little splatter
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Swang, while ya'll are exploring the horizons you might want to try one of these. The web site says it's like being able to breathe through your ears.
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That method is soo last decade. Tell your wife slapn's out, it's time to test your martial art skills out.
See here how Katie demonstrates her favorite move. ![]()
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Yeah, I was a little surprised at the post about all those women wanting to be spanked. I know there are those that like to be spanked and beyond......the domination thing. After all, males are males and females are females. But.....I have never spanked a female nor have I been asked to spank one. There are other, gentler and more effective, ways of domination. I mean, it's a subtle thing. Let's put it this way: When a woman dances with me.......I lead. She seems to like it that way. I suppose the extension of that is spanking or whatever. Yeah, sex is something like a domination thing. The parallels are a bit subtle, but they're there. Spanking is unnecessary.
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seen plenty of master-slave things at adult parties.
afterwards over coffee the introspective slave may comment that the slave is really the master and controls things, only the other hasn't caught on yet. and years ago a Psychology Today article commented that if an act is part of a wet dream it's an act waiting to happen. ![]()
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ROFLMAO! P-o-P, that was amazing, my hat is off to you. Hmm just gotta slap that cratch.
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Hey...they asked ME to spank them! It wasn't my idea, and I didn't initiate it. I'm not really into it, either, but if a woman asks me to do it (while looking over her shoulder), you better believe I'm gonna give them the spanking of their lives! |
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"...a bottle of scotch and watch lots of cratch...."
Doesnt quite work for some reason.
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OK, cue the Ted Nugent................
"Cats Cratch Fever...." or sumpin' like dat.
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If cratch slappin aint gettin' it done there's always the twin plow (no kidding). I think I can. I think I can. Changes the "little engine that could' to a whole new meaning. Swang, you gettin this?
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Dang Mule, that thing looks like it would go from gentle kitten purr to full piston slap at a touch of a button!
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Come on now 12own, ya gonna tell us that there isn't even one back out there without the suptle scares of your finger nails? I don't know many guys who don't 'dig' that. As far as I'm concerned, it's a combat bonus...
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I do not think this guys new girlfriend is wanting a beating in the cratch. More of some playful slaps and when done correctly can heighten the euphoria of the tryst.
Slapping with the snake is more akin to the tempo here, how hard would you smack you snake against something? A nice slap on the @ss at the right time during a interlude is a lot of fun for both parties. And Lube, spot on, some finger nails on the right parts let you know your doing it right. Remember: Punching the C@nt = No! Slapping the cratch = Yes! Gentle fellas not a full on slap these are tender parts but if done right, makes 'em squirm in delight.
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