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Old 11-28-2007, 06:55 AM
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"Gee, the waters cold..."
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:43 AM
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:51 AM
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"Gee, the waters cold..."
Deep Too!
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That's just "rude"...is your first name "Evan" ? Those that know outboards will get it...Mercury=Mariner, Johnson=Evanrude.
I believe the correct terminology is Johnrude.
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BTW, who is Mr Johnson?
Mr. Fluffer's main squeeze.
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SHRINKAGE!

It shrinks?
Like a scared turtle!
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The bottom has some soft silt...
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The bottom has some soft silt...
Several inches below that is bedrock...
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Several inches below that is bedrock...
Home to the Flintstones and Rubbles.
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Mr. Fluffer's main squeeze.
Finally understanding the terminology, that is rather funny.
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