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To All Those Strangers Who Think They Know the Size of My Johnson:
You've got it all wrong, baby!
So while I appreciate the concern, you can stop with the 50 e-mails per day already. |
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Why can't they invent a pill to shrink the vagina..
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It can always be larger. Porn actresses are proof that women love things the size of a baseball bat shoved in them. That's the look of ecstacy, not pain!
Oh yea, they get paid.
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Maybe a Preparation H douche? So far I've edited my email blocker to include every form of the word P_eni_s. How many ways can they spell pen_is? Pe_n_is, p enis, pe nis, pen is, peni s, .. etc ad nauseam. Last edited by TerryH; 11-27-2007 at 03:10 PM.. |
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U have a Johnson? By the tone of your posts on this Board, one could believe that you are without one...
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Maybe he's confused by the folks who can predict the hot penny stock...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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 Well kids, if the ladies would stop playing around with cucumbers and black mamba sex toys, they would not have gotten the "tunnel of love" so wobbled out in the first place! When the percentage of ladies with this problem gets over 50% then its time for them to look in the mirror and see where the issue really lies... and it aint us guys!
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"... I'm not saying she was overly experienced or anything, but sex with her was like throwing a banana down Main Street."
Hmmm. Les
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Aha! I always wondered what 'tunnel of love' Mark Knopfler was going on about. Thanks!
BTW, who is Mr Johnson?
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Mr. Johnson is famous Delta blues musician from the 1920s and 1930, hailed for his impressive acoustic and acoustic slide guitar playing. Popular legend has it that he traded the Devil his soul in exchange for his musical talent. Eric Clapton's primary influence.
Oh...THAT Mr. Johnson  With all the p3n1s SPAM I get, I can't help but wonder if my ex is running a SPAM ring Quote:
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"Choad" is a penis? Never heard that one before. I always thought it was that purple dude on "Tripping the Rift".
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Who in their right mind would purchase a fleshlight??
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I've got a HUGH johnson, even my wife says so. She cant handle it all at once. But you guys will never see it because its on the back end of my boat. It really gets me moving. God, I guess I have to explain it to all, its an outboard motor on the back on a boat. Jezz.
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That's just "rude"...is your first name "Evan"
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