Remember the Neighbor that called John Law on us…well get this!

[trekkor]

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KT

[Speedo959]

I know of the perfect christmas gift.
http://www.yournutz.com/store/

[KaptKaos]

Originally Posted by mikez

I woulda farted in the car and made no effort to hide it....

Dammit Mike. You owe me a new keyboard now.

[oldE]

Mike,

When they called, my wife would have told them, "I'm sorry, we'd come and get you, but we're having the carpets cleaned!"

Like you, I would have gone anyway.

Not speaking to your kid when he was delivering Christmas cookies; that indicates they have some serious issues with social development.

If you're lucky, these losers will either move or get a social conscience.
Good luck.
Les

[M.D. Holloway]

So she came by last night with a plate of "cookies" and talked all nicey nice. My Wife warned me prior to not crack wise.

I tried one of cookies in front of her - not the best cookie I ever had. Now, does anyone know how difficult it is to hide your disapointment upon biting into a cookie and quickly discovering that they didn;t use enough sugar and doubled the amount of baking powder?

Like a rectum cramp after two bowls of oatmeal - somethings are tough to hide...

[RickM]

Originally Posted by equality72521

You're a better man than me. I would have said "sure I'll be right over" and then never gone.

Or better yet..."Sorry can't help. I'm at the cop shop trying to clear up a complaint made the other night buy some wretch who calls themself a neighbor."

[Rob Channell]

Good Job Lube!

Proverbs 25:21-22 "If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink: For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the Lord shall reward thee."

I'm betting they are feeling a little warm after your help.......

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

So she came by last night with a plate of "cookies" and talked all nicey nice. My Wife warned me prior to not crack wise.

I tried one of cookies in front of her - not the best cookie I ever had. Now, does anyone know how difficult it is to hide your disapointment upon biting into a cookie and quickly discovering that they didn;t use enough sugar and doubled the amount of baking powder?

Like a rectum cramp after two bowls of oatmeal - somethings are tough to hide...

Have you ever had to eat chocolate chip cookies where your daughter-inlaw forgot to put in the flour?

Hey, she at least tried. She should get a trophy and a ribbon!

[Rick V]

Dude, you are a far better man than me. Nice job.