the ultimate tips for the single guy thread

[SLO-BOB]

I'm just glad you guys have a good sense of humor.

[KevinP73]

I'd really like to add my .02 but the truth is If I knew anything at all about women, I wouldn't know so much about Porsche's

[cantdrv55]

Great tips on this thread, Toby. If you're still not hooked up by this time next year, think mail order.

[Sapporo Guy]

Originally Posted by futuresoptions

If all he is doing is picking up chicks for the hell of it, then just go for the ugly one in the group... they will always talk to you, and then it gets you in with the hot friends... simple as that..... pssst..... how did you know I had man boobs???

they are harder to talk to than hot chicks. At least the hotties tell you what's up!

Originally Posted by KevinP73

I'd really like to add my .02 but the truth is If I knew anything at all about women, I wouldn't know so much about Porsche's

How about driving them?

SLO-BOB
No problems Figured that you were egg'in us on


Has anybody ever found an online service that wasn't scam artist heaven?

[LakeCleElum]

Toby: Did you lose a "Slab" on the way home and write this Craigslist Ad??

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

[Milu]

Originally Posted by k911sc

WOW, a keeper?! any dame that let me go there has never gone home to meet the folks! "mom this is so-n-so, she let me go in the out door"....

the "lubemaster" thing makes sense now.....

T$

Why would you want to tell your mother?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by SLO-BOB

But does it work on anyone older than 12?



Sorry man - I had to.

When did I ever post I was a priest?

[lendaddy]

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

This has a 100% success rate. have never finished a painting.

They sneak out when you're refreshing the Merlot?

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

My typical 3rd date consists of my place with 2 small canvases, brushes, acrylics, high-end chocolates and a bottle of merlot.

This has a 100% success rate. have never finished a painting.

Hmmmm....now that I think about it, the art angle does work notwithstanding the coloring book suggestion.

I'm an amateur watercolorist and early in my relationship with my now wife we broke out an easel and began to play around after our second bottle of wine. At some point I suggested I paint her...nude. She bucked off and I posed her. Picked up my pallet, loaded a brush, paused pensively and proceeded to paint her...literally. Then I placed a large sheet of watercolor paper on the floor and had her lie on it. Turned out as a great nude torso, which is now framed in our guest bedroom.

[gprsh924]

Originally Posted by LakeCleElum

Toby: Did you lose a "Slab" on the way home and write this Craigslist Ad??

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

ROFLMAO

[cashflyer]

When I was 32, I was the oldest pilot at the company I worked for (entry level work, lot's of newbies). Almost every Monday I heard these boys telling stories of how they struck out with this girl or that girl, so one Saturday I went with them to the local watering hole. I was surprised how "out of their element" these guys were. They were used to easy picking on campus, but knew nothing about women. This is the advice I gave them, and those that understood the advice were much happier the following Monday.

Most women like to talk and will tell you everything you need to know if you give them the opportunity. It's your job not just to listen to what they say, but to understand what they are telling you - and what they are not.

It's that simple.





Oh, yeah... and that a fake ID is handy for more things than just for teenagers to buy beer with.

[KevinP73]

Originally Posted by KevinP73
I'd really like to add my .02 but the truth is If I knew anything at all about women, I wouldn't know so much about Porsche's. How about driving them?

Driving which? If your talking about drivers cars, I've found that my Corvair offers more bang for the buck as for the women I have found that Viagra offers the same result.

[KevinP73]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Oh, yeah... and that a fake ID is handy for more things than just for teenagers to buy beer with.

Fake ID works great but you might want to avoid Fake badges!!! Far more trouble than what it's worth.

[cashflyer]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges......

[KevinP73]

Theory is that most women know something about their EX that they think could be used against them(the ex). If they think you have the power and authority to use that info to make the ex's life miserable that will raise your "desirable" level considerably.
(now I'm just waiting for DavidI/MMARSH to come bang me on the head for talking this way)

[Sapporo Guy]

Show up at the door with women!
You will be more desirable since you brought your own.

After thinking about some of the crazy **** I have done I remembered a a sweet routine.
I found the hottest babe in the place who had her boyfriend (gorrilla warrior) next to her. I went up to them and made sure that she could hear and asked the guy, "How did you find the hottest girl in this whole place?" Of course, I was being totally honest since she was really close to a 10.

The funny thing was that the guy thought I was a total idiot but his chick asked me, "What? Don't you have a hot babe?" DOH! Like I did! She then disappeared and came back with a pretty decent looking girl to introduce to me.

I then realized that having girls find you girls is key!

I now literally ask my friend's girls to go dig up some shag material ... haha ... it only costs me 1 beer now!

After watching them shoot down guys left and right for about 20 minutes and then walk up to them to shake their hands. Let are like "what???" I just continue and say "That is awesome!!! you have just shut down XX number guys in like XX minutes!! Can I have you email?" Of course I sound real corney and like a come on guy when I ask for the email. lolo, the funny thing is that I get 8/10 with that routine!



at clubs: Don't forget:
- to pick up the bar chicks ... if nothing else they'll key you in on easy prey
- to be friendly with male staff, keep them informed, with alcohol, be just friendly or what not ... they will eventually remember you


hmmm, never did the ex routine. Unless they ask me why I don't have a kitchen stove. I then let them know that my ex got what she wanted when I was at work. I just shrug it off (hell what can you do??) and say something that she needs it more and actually deserves it more than I do. I just ***** about that my ex left me with a half roll of TP in the john. That really pissed me off. The girls I have had over just laugh at my ridiculous 50 cent pettiness. But they can understand what it's like to run out!!! So, the ex problem is resolved, get sympathy points and a jump in the sack!

I have other stories too

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Sapporo Guy

I have other stories too

Yes...and you tell them so well.

[The Gaijin]

Good old Hokkaido gals!

[Sapporo Guy]

Dueller ... Ok ... is that a compliment ??? hahaha!

Why yes, Good old Hokkaido gals! They have spunk!

They also wear short mini skirts in winter with leather, knee high, high heel, boots!
That is really great mojo awakening material!

I own a sofa that the backs drop down so it turns into a bed. Now, that is the best $70 bucks I have spent to get more sex. Girls don't expect the sudden change in location. Combine that with my bed room in the process of being remolded (lolo, since June that is) the less they expect that you have other intentions.

Problem is that the sofa is made of cloth and snail trails ... leave spots :P

I'll leave love hotels until the next round. That is an experience that you'll never forget ... or should I say, you wish you could

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Sapporo Guy

Problem is that the sofa is made of cloth and snail trails ... leave spots :P

JEEEESUSSSS...TMI