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|  02-13-2008, 07:41 AM | 
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			LOL! Honest post. I actually applaud that guy. Unfortunately you pretty much need to word your postings that way on CL to avoid all the time-wasters, tire-kickers and other dumbf*cks that will do nothing but infuriate you and waste your time. 
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|  02-13-2008, 07:43 AM | 
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			Nice guy. A true salesman.
		 
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			Wonder if I can use those to build a fire pit. Maybe I'll just Email him and ask.    
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| I'm with Bill Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Jensen Beach, FL 
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			They make excellent bookcases.
		 
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			We have a local online classified site that I had to stop using because of the stupid replies I was getting. I once posted some free carpet with my address, phone number etc. First email I got was "Hi  How much for the carpet? Are you in canada?" I replied "No, I'm in Australia but I prefer advertising free things in Canada. The carpet is free, the shipping is $1086. I had to get rid of it fast so I've already sent it to you shipping COD. Thanks!" Then I ignored her frantic replies 
				__________________ Jake Often wrong, but never in doubt. '81 911 euro SC (bits & pieces) '03 Carrera 4s '97 LX450 / '85 LeCar / '88 Iltis + a whole bunch of boats Last edited by notfarnow; 02-13-2008 at 08:00 AM.. | ||
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			Time for a spirited round of "Who the F sells this S???"
		 
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|  02-13-2008, 08:06 AM | 
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			I listed a 17" monitor on there a few weeks ago, CLEARLY stating that it was only available for ONE DAY.  I was getting calls a week later, "hey man, do you still have that monitor?". Idiots. They can't read. Or don't. 
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| Michael Delaney wanna-be Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1K Oaks, CA 
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			What's the seller's name....Tony Montana?
		 
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|  02-13-2008, 09:04 AM | 
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You should've deleted the ad after that day.
		 
				__________________ Warren & Ron, may you rest in Peace. | ||
|  02-13-2008, 09:09 AM | 
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			It's a great opportunity to get even with someone though.  Just post their phone # with a listing for free stuff.     
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			My favorite was a neighbor that put a working stove out on the curb with a FREE sign. Stayed put for two days - no action. Then he posted a sign on the stove that said "Working stove - $50" and the stove was stolen within two hours! 
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			I have customers come in who need to be engaged in that manner but I can normally maintain a bit higher level of civility. Jim 
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|  02-13-2008, 09:29 AM | 
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			I buy stuff thru Craigslist almost weekly - selling is a different matter. No one ever shows up - although I did sell something this morning to a 'lister. The typical response is - 'I'll take it, I can come over tonight, please send phone #' To which I respond with the appropriate info and never hear from them again. 
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|  02-13-2008, 10:26 AM | 
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| Slackerous Maximus Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Columbus, OH 
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			That is some damn funny stuff.
		 
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| resident samsquamch Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cooterville, Cackalacky 
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			Golly, that was awesome!!  LOL!
		 
				__________________ -jeff back in the saddle: '95 993 - just another black C2 *SOLD*: '87 930 GP White - heroin would have been a cheaper addiction... "Ladies and Gentlemen, from Boston Massachusetts, we are Morphine, at your service..." - Mark Sandman (RIP  ) | ||
|  02-13-2008, 11:32 AM | 
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA 
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			Man after my heart! Thats one post that I know did not come from Off Ramp!
		 
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|  02-13-2008, 02:17 PM | 
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			I love the jokesters that feel the need to haggle over every little damn thing too.  A while back I listed my motorcycle on there with a price of $2,500 firm.  I swear I got six or seven inquiries from losers asking me if I'd consider trading for crap like rider lawnmowers (umm, I live in an apartment building), a flat screen TV (no interest, plus it's only worth about 1/3 what the bike is), ski equipment, old tires, an old Mercedes 190E with a blown head gasket and all manner of other stuff.  I got ONE - UNO single offer from a guy with actual money, and he tried to lowball me for $2,100.  I told him to look up the meaning of the word "firm" in the dictionary and get back to me.  Never called back. God I hate selling on CL. 
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