I mis-spoke.

[aap1966]

"We came under constant sniper fire and had to put our heads down and run for the cars..."
"I mis-spoke"

Good points for creativity and drama, lost points on credibility.

My attempt:
Saturday: "Yes, I promise to mow the lawn, paint the spare room and clean out the garage on Sunday and not spend all day watching motorsports"
Monday: "I mis-spoke"

Remember, creativity, drama and credibility.
Over to you guys.........

[rcecale]

"Well, that would depend on what your definition of the word "mis" is...!"

Randy

[URY914]

She learned from the master ...."I never had sexual relations with that women."

R-I-G-H-T

[MRM]

Does it strike anyone else how similar her vivid story of being under sniper fire was to her vivid story of trying to join the Marines in the 70s? The syntax, rhythm, even the length was the same. The perfect stump stories. Both sound completely made up.

[Neilk]

Originally Posted by MRM

Does it strike anyone else how similar her vivid story of being under sniper fire was to her vivid story of trying to join the Marines in the 70s? The syntax, rhythm, even the length was the same. The perfect stump stories. Both sound completely made up.

Hillary make something up???? Never!!

[berettafan]

you can't lose points with people who don't track them.

[Big Ed]

She should have talked to Clemens...best to say that one "misremembers".

[Mo_Gearhead]

Perhaps Hitlery (unlike Bill) inhaled, and is having flashbacks to a novel she read in her youth?

Orwell's world had "Newspeak, oldspeak, and doublethink."

24 years later?

[onewhippedpuppy]

So many nice ways to say that you lied, it's very PC.

[the]

"I misspoke" is the new "depends on what the definition of 'is' is!"

[widebody911]

She claims to speak a million words a day. The fastest auctioneers, clocked at over 400 words per minute, would have to speak for about 60 hours straight to get in a million words...

[Flatbutt1]

And yet another opportunity for the Clintonistas to prove that they are as blind and dumb as any admiring poilitical automaton. Why do we continually allow these ****heads so much latitude?

[Neilk]

Originally Posted by widebody911

She claims to speak a million words a day. The fastest auctioneers, clocked at over 400 words per minute, would have to speak for about 60 hours straight to get in a million words...

I am sure Bill will tell you that if it isn't actually 1 million words per day, it sure feels like it.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by Neilk

I am sure Bill will tell you that if it isn't actually 1 million words per day, it sure feels like it.

Probably why Monica was the "perfect girlfriend" for an affair. Hard to yammer on endlessly like Hillary with stuff stuck in her mouth, right?

'splains a lot. Even if it don't make it right.

[JMPRO]

Perhaps Hilery thought she was telling the "Camp Fire"version of the story. You all know the "Camp Fire" version is always more exciting than the real story.
The real story:
We landed and got off the plane, exchanged flowers with some people and got in the limo and left.
The camp fire story:
We came in low to avoid the radar, smoke was pouring from the number 3 engine, we almost overshot the cobbeled runway and the sniper fire was bouncing off the plane, yada, yada, yada.

JMPRO

[livi]

So Monica had a mouthful. So what? He was the President for gawd sake! Had to be entitled to some perks.

[RoninLB]

Presidents should get all the sex they can handle. If he and the legislature held Ancient Rome orgies it would increase $ wealth to the US in general. The spirit of the whole thing would resonate from sea to shining sea... especially if whoremaster Big Bill could be reelected to show everyone the ropes.

I can't think of anyone wanting to screw Hillary?

[Seric]

Douchebag.

[Mule]

[kimlangley7]

Just ask your self >>> Do you want another 4 years of clinton???

Just think.. Bill would be back.... jesse jackson would be back... and bring al sharpton with him....

I don't know if I could take 4 more clinton years... 8 years of bill was bad enough....