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Well Now They Have Met TABS.

Tonight I went down to a GOP Town Hall meeting and got to hear the canidates running for local office speak My Gawd on one side of me sat a gal who is a Civil Court Judge who is running for Criminal Court Judge...absolutely stunning looking woman. Tall and thin with legs up to her neck On the other side sat a 3 term State Assembly woman who is running for County Commissioin. and is a Managment Prof at the local U of Phoenix. Also tall and thin with legs up to her neck. I put on my UNUSAL charm and made an impression on the Assembly lady, which is unlike what my usual charm would do. After the John McCain man gave his speech as to why the good GOP conservatives should support John McCain I told him his speech was Horse *****!. After the meeting concluded he ran off and said he would get back to me, but he never did. I guess that I am working on being banned from the Republican party as well. So far I have lasted longer than the 15 minutes that I lasted on the Ferrari Board.

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Sounds like you really WOWED 'em!

Man, I needed your sage buffeteering advice on Monday. . . . . . $26 bucks at the Mandalay, and for what? Mac and Cheeze? I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jeremy,

Dammit, you need Tabs the buffet master to instruct you in the ways of Vegas!

Go for the King Crab legs FIRST, then work your way down!

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Threesome, right? Sweeeeet.
Then he noticed they were his daughters...
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Then he noticed they were his daughters...
And they all had legs up to their necks....
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I can imagine Tab's giant a$$ up there actually saying that. Tabs is a pretty big dude actually. Probably scared the poor guy.

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I just hear that McCain went green.
He is switched from depends to cloth diapers.

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