Red-Beard for President

[tc-sacto]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

I apply for the job of boobie inspector!

I said it first!

Being head of the FBI would be an inpressive title.
Female Boobie Inspector of course

[Dutchie]

Remove all drug laws. Period. All.

Release from Prision all non-violent drug offenders.

come and live here Red-beard ! i even read somewhere here we have free drugs ! Not sure where to get those but you gotta love Holland. Hey you could be president here the one we have now is a joke

[cashflyer]

May as well vote for Red-Beard in 2016....
Rammstein's bid for the 2008 election didn't seem to go anywhere.

[red-beard]

Nuclear Power: Make a priority private development of Nuclear Generation for all electricity. Help create a standardized plant. I do not care about the carbon footprint, I just want to reduce the cost of electricity, and reduce our dependance on oil as a fuel of any kind.

Attorney General: I would appoint Joe Arpaio. I would work to minimize the number of laws, getting rid of enenforcable laws, etc. Once we have it down to the minimum to keep civil order, I'd let Joe enforce it.

Foreign Policy: In General, laissez-faire. Keep out foreign entanglements, like the founders wanted. Military should be kept strong. Talk softly, but carry a big stick.

Borders: Focus on keeping terrorists out. See below for "illegal" immigration. The borders should be enforced.

Immigration: If the economy takes off the way it should with the tax changes, we will not have to worry about Immigration. We will need to allow and regulate significant immigration.

Language: English is to be made the official language. Yes we should help immigrants learn english. A Basic understanding of english should be a requirement for working in the country.

UN: In general, request move from NYC to some "neutral" location. I don't expect a lot from the UN, as it represents the world as it is, not as we want it. But I don't see why the USA should be the main funder of the organization. Unless the UN adopts the golden rule.

[biosurfer1]

i'm loving your take on lawsuits!

[tabs]

Nuclear Power is unnecessary..just put all those Chinese on a treadmill that creats electricity.

The Justice system should adopt the Russian Model..a bullet in the back of the head.

Foreign Policy, lets just add more states...let us truly make it a UNITED STATES of the WORLD. with myself as the head of it all.

Borders and Illegal immigration into the homeland...let em come we need slaves....to clean our houses, cut our grass, do our cleaning and our laundry. Besides I like Mexican food, it makes me have gas.

Yes English should be the OFFICAL Language, but I say don't teach em it..the less they know the better.

The UN...what a great way to bribe everybody, so you can get your way. Of course you have to realize that for show they have to assert their pride and disagree once in awhile. Like someone would disagree with Mike Tysdon wanting some booty in prison. "OK OK I'm going to draw the line here, U can only but fk me for 2 hours and thats it, you hear."

[red-beard]

I will also appoint Superman to the vacant post of Surgeon General. I'm mean, what damage can he do there?

[Mule]

You were batting 1000 till you mentioned Arpaio. He's a self aggrandizing moralist. Wiwb would not be any worse. As for power:

[kstar]

I'd vote for you on your tax platform alone.

I like the lawyer/law suit position as well. I think the rest of the modern world employs a "loser pays" system, but could be wrong.

Best,

Kurt

[EdT82SC]

You've got my vote. I don't agree with everything you propose, but I agree with more of what you propose then the more of the same crowd we have running every four years.

[red-beard]

Sunsets: All laws must have a sunset, maximum of 10 years. If the law is good, it can be passed again. If it sucks (AWB for example) it will die.

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by red-beard

Sunsets: All laws must have a sunset, maximum of 10 years. If the law is good, it can be passed again. If it sucks (AWB for example) it will die.

Not to forget that every new law enacted, two old ones must be deleted...

[Mule]

There's a plank for the platform. Eliminate all useless laws. This should reduce the USCode by about 80%. Make laws in normal language! That way you don't need "The Supremes" to tell up what the definition of is is.

[charleskieffner]

your gaining momentum!

guns for all teachers after pysch test. kindergarten thru college!

[porsche4life]

Can I be the director of transportation. I think the prez should have an armored GT2. I volunteer to drive you anywhere in said car.

[sammyg2]

This is politics! It's evil, Mods get rid of it quick before the whining and complaining starts again!

[elwood-914]

Wait a minute, I wanna see a picture of the future fist lady before I vote fore ya
Who's gonna be your running mate?

[red-beard]

First Lady

[RWebb]

"create a standardized [nuke] plant"

French beat you to that one.

[Hard-Deck]

Originally Posted by Porsche_monkey

Save money by reducing the militaries job to defending your border. Period.

That IS what the U.S. military does.