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Sorry guys, I gotta agree with Joe A big time! Any single, hetero guy that says he would turn these woman down if they where all over him (and not known them) is full of doo doo.
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my personal opinion is that MANY, MANY women are whores. they make it legal by calling it marriage. the spitzer swallows chick is no dirtier than every hottie married to an oldster or fat bastard rich guy. really.
i know two different women whose entire range of female siblings married docs. momma was a pimp and there's zero question about that. i mean, i'd love it if my wife were a brain surgeon; most of us would. but for 3 daughters to ALL marry docs? yup, the difference is in the marriage license.
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07-26-2008, 06:25 AM
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Joe's spot on.
C'mon Targa, it's halfway through the last set. You've been drinking beer all night that's piss-warm from sitting on top of your amp. That bleached-blond cougar that strolled in at 10 with her friends has been smiling at you for the last 3 songs....She doesn't look nearly as worn-out as she did earlier, you wave to the waitress..... 
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07-26-2008, 06:36 AM
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This is one of those subjects where there will never be a quorum of understanding. We either have dudes who think that they speak for all men, one guy who is admittedly 100% *not worldly* w/ zero experience on the subject but full of strong opinions, (all wrong, not surprisingly), and some weird, fear-based ideas about hookers that basically de-humanize them.
Different men have wildly divergent standards of what they would boink, drunk or sober. I would not put any effort into pursuing her under any circumstance, she just isn't pretty enough for me. I also know guys who would not hit a lot of what I would, different taste/standards. I also know quite a few guys who do "whatever they want", and I mean anything. I'm talking about young rock stars or just regular guys with massive game who turn down stuff that you can't imagine on a regular basis because they're busy w/ something else. This is L.A., you can't be a hater here or you'll die of jealousy. Oh yeah, some of those rock stars love hookers. Yeah, the guys who can and do bang the girls who everyone posts pictures of in places like this. There is an old joke/line: "You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards..." 
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The last part of that line, BTW, is the punch line to the old George Carlin routine about what Hookers and Mariachi bands have in common.
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Sittin thinkin sinkin drinkin Wondring what Ill do when Im through tonight Smokin mopin maybe just hopin Some little girl will pass on by don't wanna be alone But I love my girl at home I remember what she said She said, my! my! my! Dont tell lies! Keep fidelity in your head! My! my! my! dont tell lies! When youve done your show go to bed Dont say hi! like a spider to a fly Jump right ahead and youre dead! Sit up fed up low down go round Down to the bar at the place Im at Sittin drinkin superficially thinkin About the rinsed out blonde on my left And then I said hi! like a spider to a fly Remembring what my little girl said She was coming flirty She looked about thirty I would have run away, but I was on my own She told me later shes a machine operator She said she liked the way I held the microphone I said, my! my! my! like a spider to a fly Jump right ahead in my web!
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My life is so much less fulfilled and has so much less meaning because I've never been either (1) so pathetic or (2) so desperate as to let myself get led around by my d1ck to the point I had to pay for sex. Whatever.
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I'm with Yoda, i'd hit that hard.
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that last pic looks like my girl and her twin sister. You know, if you play the song "Magic" by Olivia Newton John in the background, not many men could resist at least fantasizing a little bit. We are all weak.
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Those CraigsList listing look too dangerous. I'd be afraid of getting busted for solicitation or having them pull a knife on you and robbing you blind.
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Well hell... for you guys who want to pork sweet Ashley? Just gather up 4,000 smackers. It should get easier after that...
Me? I'd rather spend $4k on a nice custom pool cue. But then, I'd be afraid to take the cue in the meanest bar in this town. Ashley? Hey, I'd hand her over to the local "Road Maggots" (Harley Club) in a heartbeat. A $4k cue? I might have to fight for that...
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And that's just kind of mean IMO, even if you're not interested.
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