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She looks like she's continuing her previous gig and such. What was interesting in the Spitzer story to me was that she had a boyfriend, and had just broken up with the guy. What would it have been like for that dude? I was like "what is he thinking?"

When I read the posts here just now the thought crossed my mind, that Ashley chick has got to be seriously tweaked in the head. She needs professional help. But can or does a professional hootchie mama settle down and marry out of love, not money? Do non-professional hootchie mamas marry for money and not love? How thin is that line between professional hootchies and non-professionals? You marry one and not the other?

I mean sorry for asking, but some of you guys did sort of bring it up.

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How many women in the world tie love/$$ together? They might call it "security" or just desiring a good standard of living, support for future kids, etc., but with most all women "love" is very connected to $$. Successful guys are magnitudes more attractive to women than guys who haven't figured out how to make dough in the world.

Obviously relationships are more complicated than just this dynamic, but it looms large. The real question would be the line between prostitutes and *normal women*. What do you call the millions of women in the world married to boring, not-handsome guys who make lots of money? How about abusive jerks who screw around on them, but provide a fat lifestyle? Those are all hookers to me, unless they are really in love. Call girls, (and I'm not talking about street-corner ho's), have just cut out the BS mairage part and take the $$. It's a lot more honest in many situations, for the hooker and the client, if you ask me. Cheaper for the dude, as well, by millions in some cases.
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I don't think I've ever seen the word "hootchie mama" in type before.
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I don't think Paul was ripping on you, Denis.
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I don't think I've ever seen the word "hootchie mama" in type before.
aw man, I'm degrading this forum...screw it, hootchie mama, hootchie mama!


Speeder, that's sort of what I was saying I guess. Only asking if that line gets crossed, or maybe suggesting that it does. And where do you draw your line? In other words, do you hold out on paying bills if your wife holds out on sex? The whole thing just got so much more complicated for me this morning since I started thinking about it.
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And of course all the rest of them are lily white and pure as the driven snow? Especially the one you are with?

Stop dreaming...

Yeah but if they pumped her stomach on any given night, they could start a new civilization.
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Yeah but if they pumped her stomach on any given night, they could start a new civilization.
Coffee out the nose! Post of the week!
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That headline has a typo. It should read:

"Ashley finds a new Fungi"
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How is poor Ashley expected to make a living with photographers stalking her?
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Yeah but if they pumped her stomach on any given night, they could start a new civilization.
I heard she "Spitz".......
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Actually, the difference between hookers and all of your GFs and wives is that hookers never swallow that stuff. Really. Never.
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There isn't any p*ssy in the world worth the kind of money these guys are paying for it.

She's okay, but there's certainly better out there.
The big premium pays for the discretion, not just for the girl.
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Actually, the difference between hookers and all of your GFs and wives is that hookers never swallow that stuff. Really. Never.
You callin' my wife a hooker?!?
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I wonder what the couple getting out of the taxi would think if they knew who was waiting to use the cab?
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I don't think Paul was ripping on you, Denis.
You're not going to take that are you?
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Its really interesting to see most all of you guys get down on her but we all know that at 9 PM in a bar anywhere in the world 99% of you would be buying her drinks for hours to try to score...

Wonder how many guys on this thread are dating or married to someone whose girlfriend or wife did a little "work on the side" going through college or when young?

Sad to see everyone so high and mighty while you are secretly thinking "I really would like to bang that girl!"
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Sorry Joe. I'd have to be pretty drunk to be bothered to hit on that girl. I don't find her attractive in the least.
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My interest in that girl is less than zero, as it would be even if she wasn't a whore.

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