EAT, DRINK AND SLEEP RIGHT NOW!!!! BEFORE YOU MEET WITH HER.

Lack of all of those effect how you think. Go Guzzle a bunch of water. Eat a big steak or pasta meal and definitely take a nap. It absolutely will not seem as bad when you wake up.

By all means DO NOT MEET HER alone. Make sure you have a bunch of buddies there with you. Big intimidating ones in case she brings her meth buddies. They are there to also keep you from doing anything stupid. Like having sex with her, or feeling sympathy for her when she starts to cry. She WILL cry. If you can arrange for your friends to do the handover for you while you are somewhere else, so much the better.

DON'T GET USED AGAIN!!!!

A frat brother of mine fell into this trap. We all knew what he had done when we heard them knocking boots and when done he let out a very loud "WHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!" It just ain't worth it.

5 years ago, 5 year old son. Coincidence? :eek:

Sad story here...


I've heard this one before. It doesn't end well.


KT

But he know's better,
can't save them all....
he has to learn , so let it be the hard way..
not like anybody told him otherwise..
we understand why..
he's just like some of us..
I gotta get burnt..then I will try AGAIN..but then I will know for sure..
we need to let him swim..we know he will drown..
swimming with an anvil is never fun, or ends well.

Rika

I hope Jack Olsen is reading this, as this will make an awesome script. :D

HHB, you gotta man up and embrace what the people who've been there, done that are telling you. Cut and run and CTRL ALT DEL your mind. You'll be better for it in the long run. Being a good person and hoping the best for her isn't going to do you any good, just energy wasted. Best of luck to ya.

Your next post better be along the lines of good riddance & good thing I got my car back (because that's what's REALLY important here............ :p), or you're well on your way to being pulled into the Dark Side of THE FORCE and then you're fuched.

Getting over her is always harder when she's under you.

I'll take the spread, Rick.

that is a great line!

That has got to be the title of a country song right there...

My ex-wife said it all about this girl

she spreads like peanut butter

needs an adjective...

how about 'warm'

"she spreads like warm peanut butter"

"Getting over her is harder, when she's lying under you." ( Sounds like "What make milwaukee famous made a loser out of me")

There ya go, that's the hook line. Anybody want to add verses?

My ex-wife was almost a poet of the mixed metaphor

"I don't give 2 $hits to the wind!"

She's on meth and I must be crazy, and I know I should stay home,
But she's crying and she needs a car, and she gnaws good on my bone.
So I go alone to meet her, and she asks if I want to screw,

Getting over her is harder, when she's lying under you.

a diamond here on Pearl
isn't worth the world
of hurt and discontent
my patience already spent
watching the caller id

the pelicans flew by me
shining lights i couldn't see
wondering where she was
and if she heard the buzz
never go down on my knee

i called to say she's stolen
the moments all look swollen
i'd better go take a test
before i run with the rest
of milfs and betty sues

getting over her is harder
when she's lying underneath you
consider this a starter
but whatcha gonna do

I wish I would have listened, to my friends out on the net.
Cuz now she sez she's pregnant, i guess that's what I get.
I know that it's not my kid, but I got stuck with the bill,
But she said she really loves me and she went off the pill.
So now I'm in the poor house and I don't know what to do,
Getting over her is harder, when she's lying under you.

......Someone missed their calling as a brilliant wizard of obvious mathematics.:rolleyes:

Yeah, I was typing too fast. The little 5 year old was DNA tested. My buddy is the daddy. He is now raising two teenagers and a 5 year old all by himself. It's been pretty rough for him.

By the way, she admitted getting pregnant on purpose hoping it would keep him around.

Thats scary I hope HBHB keeps the hog in the barn.

I think he will....but am not putting any chips on it.