So who here has used a colon cleanse?

Funniest thing i've seen lately! hat should be your signature.

Originally Posted by Moses

You cannot clean out your liver through your colon. It's easier to clean out your wallet through your ass.

[911Rob]

chalk it up to the power of the mind then.

Ha, ha.
I knew I was gettin flamed when I posted this.
Sad life I guess?

[dtw]

John, WHAT THE ****!?

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by 911Rob

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With about 99% of the market flooded with these oral cleanse routines, no doubt there will be an argument;
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There... there it is again!

First in this time!

On the thread that is...

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by Moses

Nonsense. Colon cleansing CANNOT cure cancer.

No of course not.

However there are a number of well known and highly respected clinics around the world that have had success in treating many diseases (including cancer) through fasting—and as part of any prolonged fasting regimen enemas are always prescribed for reasons that should be obvious.

Fasting is one of the best things you can do for your body. And if you fast the colon stops it's usual function and needs to be cleaned artificially. Part of the program. This may be what Rob was referring to.

Check out www.buchinger.com for example for one of the very well known German clinics specializing in this kind of treatment.

[Rick Lee]

Originally Posted by Dottore

Check out www.buchinger.com for example for one of the very well known German clinics specializing in this kind of treatment.

Is that where you learned the warm champagne thing?

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

Is that where you learned the warm champagne thing?

No.

The warm champagne was all the rage among the tai tai's (rich chinese beotches) when I lived in Hong Kong. Hair, nails, spa and a warm champagne enema. Then off to lunch.

[artplumber]

It is amazing what folks will believe.

Do you guys know how much bowel there is between the stomach and the start of the colon? The major function of the colon is essentially drying out poop a little more (the majority of water absorption actually occurs in the intestine). Second is poop storage in the sigmoid.

Originally Posted by Dottore

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Fasting is one of the best things you can do for your body. And if you fast the colon stops it's usual function and needs to be cleaned artificially. Part of the program. This may be what Rob was referring to.

BS. Bowel metabolic activity may be reduced, but motility and cell turnover are not "absent" requiring "artificial cleaning". (That's why you continue to defecate.)

[maxnine11]

who can argue with a guy with 'plumber' in his user name !

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by maxnine11

who can argue with a guy with 'plumber' in his user name !

well there are plumbers, and then there are plumbers...

[Porsche_monkey]

Originally Posted by Moses

You cannot clean out your liver through your colon. It's easier to clean out your wallet through your ass.

Are we allowed to submit a 'Quote of the Year' yet?

Personally I'd rather read details about the efficacy of the 'Cool Collar' while eat breakfast.

[Bill Douglas]

A friends Dad died of colon cancer so he had a check up. He said it was the most humiliating thing having a camera stuck up his bum but it did find some minor abnormalities that where removed.

I don't think I could manage my old SLR.