So who here has used a colon cleanse?

[T77911S]

this reminds of that movie with mathew broderick where he goes to that wellness clinic, can remember the name

[exitwound]

I don't have a colon! It was removed in 2001 during surgery. Does that count?

[Moses]

Originally Posted by 911Rob

I'll chime in.... I've done it and quite a few of my friends too; it was the thing to do a few years ago; ha!

True Story.
My friend gets diagnosed with colon cancer, yadda, yadda. He is a 'worldly' man and finds out that this colon cleansing technique can cure you. He sourced out a "CERTIFIED" colon cleanse dude. The dude really knew his stuff, he cured his wife years before by taking her to a US expert; it was an amazing story, so they both (Hubby & Wife) went to the US and got trained, then they got certified in Canada to do the procedure.

They taught me alot about the process and systems. First, you can never properly cleanse your colon orally; can't happen. Second, you can't do it with a single treatment; a proper treatment takes about 10 times.

The certified colon cleanser using treated water the first few times, with only a small amount of head pressure from a 2-3 gallon container that holds the treated water. The water goes in until it wont go in anymore, then it discharges. The discharge is done through a clear tube so they can inspect it; amazing the "crap" that comes out. This procedure is repeated a half dozen times until your body shuts it down and wont allow any further penetration of the water. Depending on your comfort level, body, etc, most people dont get very far with their first treatment.

The second time you go, you repeat and the water makes it up into your system a little further; by the 7th or 8th treatment you should be able to reach up into your liver through the colon. The liver is cleaned with coffee believe it or not; suppose to work wonders. 10 treatments and you'll feel like a new man; 100% cleaned out.

During the process you take some supplements; especially enzymes that are stripped from your colon. 90% of your bodies water intake is through the colon; 90% of your headaches come from the colon; there are a ton of benefits to the process and I can strongly recommend it.

As a developer, on occassion we tie into existing sewer systems.... these system are nothing in comparison to our bodies systems and a good cleaning is well worth it.

I also learnt that there is no such thing as a "time released" ingredient in pills or supplements; thats a load of bunk. Most vitamins go through you like a rock; especially the popular store bought ones; mainly because of the protective coatings they use.

If you're having challenges with your colon; or if you want to feel healthier and better; I would highly recommend a proper treatment.

Cheers!

Pardon the pun, but what a complete load of crap.

The most astonishingly, impossibly, staggeringly, hopelessly inaccurate bit of drivel I've read in a long time. But it WAS funny as hell.

Stick to real estate, brother.

[adrian jaye]

Nope you dont need to do anything like that

People mistake the colon/digestion system to drains.

there is no comparison, it does not need cleaning.

The colon/stumch etc all have good bacteria in them, clean that out and your asking for trouble

UNLESS under medical advice you need that, otherwise
eat properly

5 fruits/veges a day and lots of fibre
thats it period

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

I hear a lot of ads for this stuff on the radio, but they all seem to get mixed reviews online. Who has used one and which is the best and safest?

[dhoward]

Originally Posted by 911Rob

Snipped..... First, you can never properly cleanse your colon orally; can't happen. ....Snipped

Hope to never read these words again...

[Rot 911]

This has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of. You want your colon cleaned out? Just go get a colonoscopy and that liquid you have to drink prior to getting the snake up your ass will do an excellent job of cleaning out the pipes.

[dhoward]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

I'm not having any problems at all. I just wonder about all these commercials.

Same thing as making the "member" larger.
A way to get your money.

[dhoward]

Originally Posted by Kurt V

This has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of. You want your colon cleaned out? Just go get a colonoscopy and that liquid you have to drink prior to getting the snake up your ass will do an excellent job of cleaning out the pipes.

"Go Lytely"
There's an oxymoron.

[Dottore]

Three words:

"warm champagne enema"

Nothing quite like it.

[9dreizig]

Originally Posted by Moses

Pardon the pun, but what a complete load of crap.

The most astonishingly, impossibly, staggeringly, hopelessly inaccurate bit of drivel I've read in a long time. But it WAS funny as hell.

Stick to real estate, brother.

Hey Moses,, didn't you read the part where it CURES CANCER and the guy doing it was CERTIFIED.. geez you medical guys have no faith at all...
What part of getting your ARSE sucked don't you find scientific ???

[nostatic]

commercials always tell the truth and suggest what is best for us

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by T77911S

this reminds of that movie with mathew broderick where he goes to that wellness clinic, can remember the name

What is "The Road to Wellville" ?

I'll take things people have put up thier butt, for two hundred, Alex.

Actually, the best part of the movie was "Womb Manipulation"

Best line in the movie "They've killed Mr. unpronouceable!"

[URY914]

I had a colonoscopy last week. The prep is the worst part of the whole or hole deal. The perp is as clean your colon needs to be.

[austin552]

Originally Posted by dhoward

Same thing as making the "member" larger.
A way to get your money.

That doesn't work either???

[vash]

funny you should ask...i just blew up the bathroom. that extra cup of coffee was a zinger.

[Jeff Higgins]

A 12 gauge bore brush has always done the trick for me. Beginners may wish to start with the soft wool swab, then work their way up through the plastic brushes. Real men use a brand new copper one.

[Burnin' oil]

Originally Posted by dhoward

Hope to never read these words again...

I knew someone would get to that before me.

[Burnin' oil]

Originally Posted by Moses

Pardon the pun, but what a complete load of crap.

The most astonishingly, impossibly, staggeringly, hopelessly inaccurate bit of drivel I've read in a long time. But it WAS funny as hell.

Stick to real estate, brother.

Are you suggesting that you cannot "reach into your liver through the colon?"

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

A 12 gauge bore brush has always done the trick for me. Beginners may wish to start with the soft wool swab, then work their way up through the plastic brushes. Real men use a brand new copper one.

owwww...

You forgot to mention using some breakfree...

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil

I knew someone would get to that before me.

Damn... third in line... must have more caffeine