Granted. But you live in downtown Detroit and you are still out-gunned.

I still wish I had the Snap-On toolbox.

granted, but all of the sockets are sae.....


i wish that porsche re release the 912

Granted, they release it at the Paris auto show as a concept, never goes into production...


I wish sushi was free...

Granted, but it is a week old.

I wish I could find the TV remote

Granted. But your dog just pooped it out in the yard.

I wish my wife was a nymphomaniac.

granted..but she now prefers women...

wish I could leave early today..

Rika

granted but you had to take cialis to keep up and you had to go to the e.r. because you had a erection that lasted for more than four hours and now it wont work the way it used to.


i wish the united states never left the gold standard

Wait.....where's the problem?:D

her girlfriend drives a 58' speedster and wont let you touch it

Granted, but it shoots up to $10,000/ounce and you have hyper inflation.

I wish my net worth wasn't down by 50% from where it was 18 months ago.

Granted. It's now down 75%.

I wish I had 911 Turbo.

Granted but your boyfriend gets it in the divorce settlement :D

I wish my alimony payments were done :(

Granted, the ex says that she loves what you've done with the place as she unpacks...

I wish I could attend a few coffee and cars events

But the coffee give you the *****s and the cars are all GM.

I wish I lived closer to work.

Granted, but it's a one bedroom cold water flat 3 floors up with no elevator

I wish I'd sold out of the Equities side of my Portfolio as soon as Obama was elected.

Granted, but you invested the lot with Madoff.

I wish I could drive the Dragon all day long with no interruptions.

Granted, but you only have keys for the Trabant.

I wish I could quit posting on PPOT for awhile.

Granted. But your login only works on billoreilly.com


I wish that i could sleep in tomorrow.

granted you sleep in and everyone at your work gets bonuses but you

i wish i had a vw camper van

Granted. And now you have a vw camper van :p

I wish I could find bulk .357 ammo