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Axeman 06-02-2009 10:07 AM
What's the best way to kill sex? Get married! ;)

URY914 06-02-2009 10:10 AM
Maybe she would like to have another lady join them?

VenezianBlau 87 06-02-2009 10:11 AM
Sniper quote: "Some chicks just reek. No matter how hot, it's a huge turn off, at least to me. I have yet to figure out how to reasonably suggest a chick douche before going out on a date with me, so i just don't go out with them again."

I'll bet no one else has ever written those words in the history of the world.

Mark Wilson 06-02-2009 10:14 AM
Husband's a ******

m21sniper 06-02-2009 10:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenezianBlau 87 (Post 4698098)
Sniper quote: "Some chicks just reek. No matter how hot, it's a huge turn off, at least to me. I have yet to figure out how to reasonably suggest a chick douche before going out on a date with me, so i just don't go out with them again."

I'll bet no one else has ever written those words in the history of the world.
All those douche commercials i'm forced to watch on TV, they're on there for a reason, right?

Let's face it man, some chicks just smell funky, and obviously don't understand that in reality, douche commercials are a public service message.

Joeaksa 06-02-2009 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 4698061)
i am a fan of rib-eye. goes good with eggs in the morning, you can make a nice sandwich for lunch, and in the evening with a nice glass of wine. i could have it three times a day and be quite satisfyed. fortunetly my partner thinks the same thing.
Ya mean like this past weekend at my house?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1243966481.jpg

Or this:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1243966531.jpg

lane912 06-02-2009 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by legion (Post 4698074)
I like ribeye and prime rib.

The wife like filet minion.

The solution of course is to have all three occasionally...
how are the rabbits....

pwd72s 06-02-2009 10:19 AM
LOL here...I once knew a couple a bit like that. Nice guy, smoking hot wife. She was constantly "joking" about her hubby...just slamming him all the time, disguised as humor. Yep, she was great to look at, but a horror to be around.

They divorced...I always hoped it didn't cost him too much, but whatever he paid, it was worth every penny.

legion 06-02-2009 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 4698119)
how are the rabbits....
legion 5, rabbits 0.

red-beard 06-02-2009 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 4698111)
Ya mean like this past weekend at my house?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1243966531.jpg
Those in the lower right corner of the grill are funny looking rib-eyes. I'd send them back!

jluetjen 06-02-2009 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 4697617)
When it comes to sex in marriage, I read somewhere that married couples fall into three general categories. About 1/3 of married couples have sex 3x per week. Another third have sex 3X per month. And a final 1/3 have sex on average 3X per year.

That being said, I think sexual problems in a relationship are more often a symptom rather than the core problem.
I don't know how you can generalize - during the 1st year of marriage? or the 10th year?

Someone once told me that when you first get married you should put a penny in a jar each time that you have sex. Starting with your first anniversary, you should start to take one penny out of the jar each time you have sex. The jar will most likely never be emptied. I know that is not the case in all marriages, but it's more true then not.

juan ruiz 06-02-2009 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 4697617)
When it comes to sex in marriage, I read somewhere that married couples fall into three general categories. About 1/3 of married couples have sex 3x per week. Another third have sex 3X per month. And a final 1/3 have sex on average 3X per year.

That being said, I think sexual problems in a relationship are more often a symptom rather than the core problem.
Wow Interesting numbers :eek::eek: Is the lack of love in a relationship a reason to get divorce ?

red-beard 06-02-2009 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by jluetjen (Post 4698153)
I don't know how you can generalize - during the 1st year of marriage? or the 10th year?

Someone once told me that when you first get married you should put a penny in a jar each time that you have sex. Starting with your first anniversary, you should start to take one penny out of the jar each time you have sex. The jar will most likely never be emptied. I know that is not the case in all marriages, but it's more true then not.
Definitely not true with ex-wife.

1st wife, there were too many pennies in the jar!!!

Roosterrusek 06-02-2009 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson (Post 4698104)
Husband's a ******
Excuse me, but I think that the politically correct thing to say is that "the husband has the ghey"

Schrup 06-02-2009 10:51 AM
I agree with Mr Wilson, dude hasn't come out of the closet yet & marrying a nepho only componds the problem. He probable wanted a trophy wife to keep his family off his back. I wonder if they've been to a therapist, this probable wasn't the best way for her to confront her husband. If there are no kids, I'd say Game Over!

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Originally Posted by Roosterrusek (Post 4698188)
Excuse me, but I think that the politically correct thing to say is that "the husband has the ghey"
Wrong, ****** is a very politically incorrect, but ghey means something entirely different.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghey

Gogar 06-02-2009 10:54 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1243968861.jpg

afterburn 549 06-02-2009 11:08 AM
SEX Formula =
Sex = 10% of a good marriage
90% of a bad marriage

Jim Bremner 06-02-2009 11:12 AM
After watching a vid in which sex or lack of was addressed we were asked to relate our feelings. One couple, mid 20's went first. The girl is smoking hot, she has revealed that she was a model at 18 in NYC and had an affair w/ married dude and was addicted to drugs. She proceeds to tell us that she is much more sexual than her husband and that she wanted sex all the time and he wasn't much of a willing partner. He was stone faced, man I felt for that dude. The next week he no showed. Probably busy looking for a divorce attourney


He's like the guys that own a badd-ass car that they only drive once a month.

My cars have alot of miles and track time on them.SmileWavy

Rick Lee 06-02-2009 11:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roosterrusek (Post 4698188)
Excuse me, but I think that the politically correct thing to say is that "the husband has the ghey"
Or maybe he's a catcher and not a pitcher.

speeder 06-02-2009 11:14 AM
I'm coming over, Joe. Holy Christ, that's a good-looking BBQ.


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