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So I was on the beach in Hawaii when these huge men came along..."

Then what happened?

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I informed them i was there to repossess their financed surfboards.

They were not pleased.
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You sure as hell wouldn't say something like "What an amazing community you have here."
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nobody knows, or isnt saying anything...but your on your own getting the sand out of there.
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Then what happened?
they offered me a gererator, and the other started telling me about this one time, at band camp...
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...I told the three loosers their sister has a stinky punani.
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they offered me a gererator, and the other started telling me about this one time, at band camp...
Are you contributing to the thread or moderating? Sometimes it hard to tell the difference.
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yes

no

wait, what was the question?
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I informed them i was there to repossess their financed surfboards.

They were not pleased.
Their beloved financed surfboards.
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...I told the three loosers their sister has a stinky punani.
They replied that it's a damn good thing you're beloved...

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yes

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wait, what was the question?
pH@1l!

The correct answer is "perhaps..."
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You sure as hell wouldn't say something like "What an amazing community you have here."
He sounds much better with 'ignore' turned on.
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He sounds much better with 'ignore' turned on.
Then whats stoppin you *****?
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Then what happened?
"...called them 'pathetic little men'" ?
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Just run over them with a DHARMA van.

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