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Intercourse to climax...

In 4 hours or less

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Old 08-17-2009, 05:44 AM
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That must be exhausting.
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
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Old 08-17-2009, 05:56 AM
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Feelin' Solexy
 
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It's even less time from Blue Ball to Intercourse...
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:04 AM
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The trip might be quicker if you drop you partner off just outside of climax and proceed on by yourself...
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:05 AM
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I've heard that Climax is over-rated. Not my personal experience, but it's what they say. . .of course, I would normally take a different route.
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Old 08-17-2009, 06:14 AM
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Are there any back roads you can take to Climax?
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
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"There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security."
Old 08-17-2009, 06:17 AM
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Lots of people get there via Bird-in-Hand.
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:11 AM
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I've been to all these places....with a girl!

Hehe
Old 08-17-2009, 08:29 AM
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Do any of the guys here actually care if the girls make it to Climax with them?
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Old 08-17-2009, 08:36 AM
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Not me, i pulled over and went to sleep the moment i got there.
Old 08-17-2009, 08:38 AM
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I always deny them my essence, Mandrake.
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:03 AM
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One happy ending is usually sufficient. If two people, traveling together, reach the limits of Climax at the same time, all the better....but not mandatory.

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