Why do I hate this car.

[Tidybuoy]

I got to tell you....if a friend picked me up in this car, I'd walk.

[Geronimo '74]

Colorscheme is not my thing either, otherwise it's just a Cayenne.
That is one great 4x4.
'Nough said.

If you don't like it: walk. (more room for chicks )

[hcariss]

I think you mean more room for cougars, with tans to match the color accent

[Geronimo '74]

Chicks, cougars, whatever. And I don't care about suntans either.

[MattKellett]

The color scheme works so well on the GT3RS, not so much on the pepper wagon!

[VINMAN]

Perfect for Halloween night cruising.....

[HardDrive]

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I like it a heck of a lot more than the endless sea of soulless, boring, silver Cayennes that plug up the streets of Newport Beach, Huntington Beach and Laguna Niguel everyday. Heck, I'd even consider owning that one.

[island911]

The Transsiberia seems to be a bit of a gruppe-B thang. ...in original config http://media.brisbanetimes.com.au/cars/car-reviews/rallyready-porsche-cayenne-411781.html

tho' like any race-nod painted cars, a bit pretentious.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Tidybuoy

I got to tell you....if a friend picked me up in this car, I'd walk.

Hideous. Tasteless. Classless.

[cmccuist]

Hey, forget cougars, maybe the guy is a Cinncinati Bengals fan..

[pwd72s]

You hate the rice color schemes that Porsche does these days....I agree.

[RWebb]

now now, would you really walk?? you know he has a nice pumpkin pie all ready to eat inside the car

[Hetmann]

The wheels are particularly bad.

[Bill Douglas]

I think I would be a bit embarrassed to have that parked outside my house. Probably I'd opt for an old corolla as my discreet car and keep the SC as my other car. The money I'd saved; probably spend it on whores, drugs and bacon and eggs.