Hotel Noise: Knock, Applaud, or...

[Jagshund]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I can count on one finger the number of times I have stayed in a room that cost more than 120.

Originally Posted by legion

Close for me as well. I can count on one finger the number of times I have paid for a room that cost more than $120 a night.

That's what you think!! I use both of your credit cards when I book such rooms.

[Hugh R]

Do nothing.

If you've never paid for than $120/night, you haven't stayed in Londdon, NYC or SF.

[Burnin' oil]

I'd yell the same thing my kids say to me, "If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna tell Mom!"

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Room I stayed in a few years ago in Cancun was well north of $800.

Nice, but honestly $800+ doesn't get you anything that $350 won't anywhere else. Diminishing returns.

[maxnine11]

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[Dave L]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

If you've never paid for than 4120/night,..

Hugh the High Roller!

I would just leave it alone

[tabs]

Applaud while yelling loudly ENCORE ENCORE...nobody is gona come out in the hall for that one...

[Hugh R]

Sorry, typo meant $120

[Dave L]

LOL, I kind of thought so....

[UconnTim97]

Take it as a challenge and give a go with the wife.

[Bill Douglas]

I'd recommend just have a giggle, be pleased they are not in the room right next to you, and go out for dinner in fabulous Lygon Street.

I was staying in my tent in a camping ground in the Greek islands when the couple in the tent next to me started up. The tents were actuall touching eachother it's so crowded, anyway back to the story. They went hell at it and I thought "oh no another sleepless night" but it was all over in 30 seconds flat. The next moring I was chatting with the couple and the girl was really cute with a naughty smile on her face knowing that I got a full earfull of what happened.

[Jim Richards]

Damn Bill, at least she should have offered you a towel.

[Gogar]

I suggest you put your ear against the door and fap in the hallway.

[Moses]

OK, Funny story...

When I was 17 years old my 19 year old girlfriend and I went to Europe for six weeks. EXTREMELY low budget. We stayed in some of the seediest hotels you can imagine. We had an unbelievably tiny cramped room in Pigalle in Paris. Soon after we got back to our room the girl in the next room started making familiar noises and talking dirty in French. Paper thin walls. It felt like they were in the room with us. This inspired my girlfriend, so we got busy ourselves.

The girl next door would take a break then get right back at it with undiminished enthusiasm! It went on all night long. My girlfriend had a competitive streak and was not going to be outdone by the girl next door. I didn't get any sleep till sunrise. I was exhausted, dehydrated and frankly... spent.

It was about that time that my girlfriend realized that the men's voices next door were not the same. The girl next door was a hooker.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Damn Bill, at least she should have offered you a towel.

Tissues

[Geronimo '74]

Originally Posted by Moses

OK, Funny story...

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It was about that time that my girlfriend realized that the men's voices next door were not the same. The girl next door was a hooker.

lol, good story!

[Heel n Toe]

The obvious answer is do nothing and leave 'em alone, but if you think outside the box, you could yell, "Honey, are you okay? Let me in... I can't find my key."

[Erakad]

You have to reward them for a job well done. Applaud!

and +1

You guys have NO imagination!

I would send a bottle of bubbly for the happy couple!

[Laneco]

Originally Posted by UconnTim97

Take it as a challenge and give a go with the wife.

That's the spirit! Whoo-hoo GOOO BABY!!!

angela