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And who's the Pelican who blogged about crashing his 993 one evening whilst a little intoxicated (and subsequently ran away on foot), and then bragged about the 996TT he scored from the insurance settlement check?

Snow getting pwned was pretty classic, too.

On second thought, it may be best not to revive those threads.

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Old 09-16-2010, 03:34 PM
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Old 09-16-2010, 03:56 PM
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True - this one was classic:

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And who's the Pelican who blogged about crashing his 993 one evening whilst a little intoxicated (and subsequently ran away on foot), and then bragged about the 996TT he scored from the insurance settlement check?
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Crashed my 993:(
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Wasn't there some guy (it's always a guy, isn't it?) who tried to bead blast out carbon deposits or something like that by running gravel through the motor of his Audi?
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great reading for the evening. The hairy arm and viper/vette are all I've got through so far, thanks for posting this stuff.
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I'm amazed you guys missed listing the infamous Breast Milk thread.

Black Audi Wagon is perhaps the most often quoted one.
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And who's the Pelican who blogged about crashing his 993 one evening whilst a little intoxicated (and subsequently ran away on foot), and then bragged about the 996TT he scored from the insurance settlement check?
Classic,
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I'm amazed you guys missed listing the infamous Breast Milk thread.

Black Audi Wagon is perhaps the most often quoted one.
Breast Milk...just say'n

Can't find the original Black Audi thread, but I found the followup thread.
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Help me out on this one. There was a link to another forum of some guy with a home brew turbo hot rod. Ported heads looked like a gorilla did it. Hosed paint all over everything. Such a bad job that i couldn't have written it as fiction. The other folks on that forum thought this guy was a genius!

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For non Pelican threads the mall ninja series is just wonderful.

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