Top *this* for strange...

[cashflyer]

Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

I think they look real enough for that, I am sure I have read about someone caught doing that; how much would it save you in a year if it was an every day commute?

Over an protracted period it could run into a significant sack of samoleans.

[Moses]

Originally Posted by DanielDudley

I could never have one of those. I'd always be wondering if she was faking it.

Coffee through the nose. Thanks...

[lane912]

Originally Posted by Kroggers

OK, this is strange... But what is getting me is this, how the fcuk do they clean out the "3 entries"

-presure washer at the coin op car wash

[craigster59]

Originally Posted by Kroggers

OK, this is strange... But what is getting me is this, how the fcuk do they clean out the "3 entries"

With the handy dandy accessory kit featuring douche nozzle and bore brush!

[KevinP73]

A tow hook?? Are you friggen serious? Oh I get it "Porsche" content.

[porsche4life]

I would assume they have a "port" the hook can be screwed into so you can hang them up for washing....

[Wintermute]

Originally Posted by Tobra

Seems to me that Futurama had at least one episode addressing this.

Episdode 47 "I dated a robot".

Lucy Liu robot: Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the...
[monotone]
Lucy Liu robot: POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Can you use them to access the carpool lane?

Not to hijack but wasn't there someone here a little bit ago relaying a story about a seatbelt violation for his dog who was in the front seat.

When he went to court the judge was going to uphold it because he considered the dog a "passenger". The guy asked the Judge if that meant he could travel in the carpool lane and the dog would count? The seatbelt ticket was dismissed.

[Hugh R]

I'm speechless, so are they apparently.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by Aurel

Holy crap, those ain't cheap either

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00

But you gotta consider that this is a fixed-price contract, whereas a real woman is a Cost-plus contract... With big emphasis on the "plus" part...
Remember what Eddie said : "HALF!"

[notmytarga]

For a change I'm glad I am at work and this is filtered........

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by Hugh R

I'm speechless, so are they apparently.

NOW I see the appeal.

[McLovin]

Here's one on a Ferrari!

[89-944NA]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

A tow hook?? Are you friggen serious? Oh I get it "Porsche" content.

Not a tow hook, it's the cleaner for the rear opening (of the owner)

[Speedo959]

Originally Posted by Aurel

Holy crap, those ain't cheap either

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00

Then, there are the options:
1 cup larger breast size: $850
Extra pubic hair: $100

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

[stomachmonkey]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

I just threw up in my mouth.

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

I suggest you get a PPI first.

[UconnTim97]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

Funniest line in this thread!

[rattlsnak]

Originally Posted by tangerine911s

that is seriously one of the most f-ed up things i have ever encountered. Ever.

+1!