Top *this* for strange...

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Gogar

I suggest you get a PPI first.

Including a test drive, right?

Do shoppers go tit kicking instead of tire kicking?

[Speedo959]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Including a test drive, right?

Do shoppers go tit kicking instead of tire kicking?

I'd be sold if it didn't have that new hose sitting out in the sun first drink taste.

[Speedo959]

uh oh, I just realized my post count.....I think I crossed the line with that last one.

[Steve Carlton]

$5,999?




Do they have financing?

[lane912]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

I'd be sold if it didn't have that new hose sitting out in the sun first drink taste.

coffee out the nose-
i could taste that in my mouth when i read it

[john70t]

Men's over-engineered answer to women's sexual aids.

Much more do-able than garden knomes.
Even though it won't complain about the driving, it still has that "I'm not angry, I'm just dissapointed" frozen look....which the last girlfriend also had.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by emcon5

It takes a lot to creep me out. That is without a doubt the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

I wonder what creeps the posters on that board out...nevermind.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

Do they have "Dollfax" for used ones??

[89-944NA]

Originally Posted by Gogar

I suggest you get a PPI first.

Just think of what kind of perv would be inspecting the "openings" while doing the PPI. These people are seriously sick and twisted.

[Ronbo]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

Unbelievably, they do...

[Steve Carlton]

Originally Posted by Aurel

Holy crap, those ain't cheap either

Standard Female
(includes all 3 entries)
Price: $5,999.00

Then, there are the options:
1 cup larger breast size: $850
Extra pubic hair: $100

I've seen these at COSTCO for $2,200, including the in-house lifetime warranty. Not bad, if you like it rough. Seems a lot cheaper than the alternative...

[t-tom]

Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

I've seen these at COSTCO for $2,200, including the in-house lifetime warranty. Not bad, if you like it rough. Seems a lot cheaper than the alternative...

What do you call in for warranty? Repair Guy "Did you put make up on her to make it look like she has a black eye?" "Ah Um....She fell down the stairs......Please dont call the cops Zara will do whatever you want"

[emcon5]

Originally Posted by Speedo959

Do they have a classified used forum? $5,999 seems kinda high.

As a matter of fact they do.
The Doll Forum • View forum - BUY & SELL

I thought the lady with the little girl doll was the creepiest thing I have ever seen, but I think there now may be a tie.

See the two "Boy Toy Torso" for sale adds on the classified forum.

You think banging a silicon doll is strange? How about banging a headless armless legless torso? WTF.

[Aurel]

Originally Posted by emcon5

As a matter of fact they do.
The Doll Forum • View forum - BUY & SELL

I thought the lady with the little girl doll was the creepiest thing I have ever seen, but I think there now may be a tie.

See the two "Boy Toy Torso" for sale adds on the classified forum.

You think banging a silicon doll is strange? How about banging a headless armless legless torso? WTF.

I bet you any money used butts are the hardest part to find. That is where all the money is .

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by Aurel

I bet you any money used butts are the hardest part to find. That is where all the money is .

Yea, they are always worn out.

[Paul K]

Maybe I missed it, but I haven't seen a reference to 'Lars and the real girl' here yet.

Also, WTF- drive a Ferrari & still can't get a real chicky babe?

Loser!

[Steve Carlton]

Keep looking.

[57Southbound]

Anyone if there are any one legged dolls...... or ones that look like the Michelin Man...

[89-944NA]

How about the "One armed man" from the "Fugitive"?

[tabs]

At least Zara doesn't talk back..all though I gather she can bea real beotch sometimes.