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Driving while doing.........what???!!!
veryyyyyy strange people out there.......and I think talking on a cell phone while driving is distracting enough!!!
try this: Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News
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Must've been on her way to a hot date.
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She was. She said she wanted her cooter to look nice if it was attacked. She should have have worked on her face...
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Oh dear - she's a bit - how shall I say? - Manish!! I think she probably needs all the help she can get!
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I am SHOCKED that this happened in Florida!
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Old looking 37.
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Good thing she didn't hit a pot hole. Ouch!
I am going to go out on a limb and guess that Meth has a role in this.
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No amount of .... ahem .... yardwork could make her attractive.
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Her ex was steering the car for her while she was....distracted
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Yeah, this has been posted a couple of times before. Crazy, she had gotten a DUI the day before, had a suspended license, and had he Ex steering while she shaved on the way to her boyfriend's place. You just can't make this stuff up.
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I bet she smells really good too.
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Didn't that sniper guy who used to post here post these two threads a couple days apart?
I almost wrecked my car today. Gettin' my freak on with two choco bunnies in a cramped 928 was a bad idea. I did wreck my car today. Gettin' my freak on with three choco bunnies was a TERRIBLE idea!
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Was she shaving her enzo when she got pulled over?
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So you're saying that she's so ugly you'd have to double bag her?
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She's double coyote ugly.
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worse than double coyote......... so bad ya ain't got time to chew yer arm off so ya go for the battery powered sawzall. and since she will be looking fer a one armed man, ya saw ta other one off fer good measure!
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Smarts! Our legal system still gives her license back after 6 suspensions. Extra smarts!
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I wanna hang out on that article for a few days, let's see what the readers comments say. This should be good.
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1982 Porsche 911SC 3.0L warmed over
1987 Porsche 911 Carrera Coupe 3.2
1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
1977 Porsche 911S 2.7L
1983 Porsche 944 2.5L
Only Porsche
Only bike
1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
1984 Porsche Carrera Targa
Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
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