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oldE 04-26-2012 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6711198)
I think there is more pink plastic in her than that crappy pink Miata...

Plus I think the car is a Honda S 2000.

Regarding the scratches, it may have been someone hoping if they messed up the paint, it just might get painted another color. Worth a try.

Best
Les

Jim Richards 04-26-2012 03:53 AM

The guy that owns that hot pink Honda might be a salesman for Mary Kay. :p

Zeke 04-26-2012 07:17 AM

The winner of this thread is Wayne Carini who drove into the Scottsdale auction in a Lusso or Gullwing (I forget) and parked just to the left of the entrance, 45 degree angle in the handicap spot.



On TV.



That guy is such a douchewhizzle anyway.

Rick Lee 05-10-2012 10:21 AM

Just minutes ago.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336674065.jpg

porsche4life 05-10-2012 10:28 AM

You ever drive a vehicle that long Rick? Either you take two spaces, or you hang way out of the space. Most parking lots dont really fit big pickups...

And why complain, looks like there was no shortage of spaces...

Rick Lee 05-10-2012 10:33 AM

I don't really care. I just find it kind of silly that he parked closer to the store than I did when there were far more empty spaces farther back. And he easily could have fit into one space.

VincentVega 05-10-2012 10:46 AM

Funny. My truck is a tight fit into a normal spot. A dually? 2 spots, at least. Let me know when your in town RL, I'll try to make sure I part nowhere near you.

RWebb 05-10-2012 11:53 AM

Rick, if you place the shaped charges right, you can cut that sucka down to size right quick

adamred 05-10-2012 12:25 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336681406.jpg
Emailed this to my office landlord. Small completely full parking lot every single day and I came in after a slightly late morning to this. My office is upstairs from a Dialysis clinic so everyday is a new adventure in peripheral neuropathy parking, driving, walking, etc.

Baz 05-10-2012 04:32 PM

Hmm...I drive a full size extended cab Silverado 1500 and I can park in a normal space.

Too many douce bags on the road.....and in the car parks....http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/paddel.gif

Rick Lee 05-10-2012 05:07 PM

And for the ultimate douche, also taken today, at the gym, of course....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336698404.jpg

Car was left running, unoccupied, was there for at least 30 min. after I got there and there was plenty of parking avail.

porsche4life 05-10-2012 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Baz (Post 6740788)
Hmm...I drive a full size extended cab Silverado 1500 and I can park in a normal space.

No offense Baz, thats a baby pickem up truck... ;)

rouxroux 05-10-2012 05:24 PM

Crewcab Chevy here...1 space (guess it's well set-up):p

porsche4life 05-10-2012 05:33 PM

I can get a megacab dodge in one space. Just saying I've certainly seen lots where two were required.

Baz 05-10-2012 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6740865)
No offense Baz, thats a baby pickem up truck... ;)

I dunno Sydney - my bed is 8' long - that's full length - plus the extended cab - plus the cab.

It's the length of the truck that we're talkin' about....right? ;)

Icemaster 05-10-2012 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 6740847)
And for the ultimate douche, also taken today, at the gym, of course....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336698404.jpg

Car was left running, unoccupied, was there for at least 30 min. after I got there and there was plenty of parking avail.

I had a buddy once relocate a car for someone that apparently didn't have enough time to avoid a handicap spot at a coffee shop. Left it running with the keys. Moved it to a bus stop 50' up the road and threw the keys into the woods. Driver was a really snotty self important soccer mom. Habitual offender.

Zeke 05-10-2012 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 6740007)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 6740029)
I don't really care. I just find it kind of silly that he parked closer to the store than I did when there were far more empty spaces farther back. And he easily could have fit into one space.

Jeezus, man. Looks like the lot is less than 50% full. Who cares if he parks fooking sideways?

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Originally Posted by VincentVega (Post 6740060)
Funny. My truck is a tight fit into a normal spot. A dually? 2 spots, at least. Let me know when your in town RL, I'll try to make sure I part nowhere near you.

:p:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by adamred (Post 6740297)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336681406.jpg
Emailed this to my office landlord. Small completely full parking lot every single day and I came in after a slightly late morning to this. My office is upstairs from a Dialysis clinic so everyday is a new adventure in peripheral neuropathy parking, driving, walking, etc.

Might be nice if they put some lines in that you could see.

I try to be polite when parking and really don't ever try for a close-to-the-destination spot. And if anyone took exception to me not being absolutely square in a spot way out in the middle, they can expect some serious problem coming from me. If I had the means, I would love to be able to tip a car over on its side.

People who know me know I would.

slakjaw 05-10-2012 06:08 PM

Sometimes I park at the very back of a lot because I need the exercise. So in ur faces.

mikeesik 05-10-2012 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by exc911ence (Post 6581747)

Fantastic- biblical.

mikeesik 05-10-2012 06:40 PM

I keep a can of spray paint-black- in my car.
If one has earned a black mark, they will have their plate covered.

I am working on using cat crap and urine from the good old box and mix it together and store it outside of the car.
If anyone is not too polite, they will know it when they turn on the vent or A.C.
Fun Factor involved.
It almost makes you want them too.!

Heel n Toe 05-10-2012 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icemaster (Post 6740903)
I had a buddy once relocate a car for someone that apparently didn't have enough time to avoid a handicap spot at a coffee shop. Left it running with the keys. Moved it to a bus stop 50' up the road and threw the keys into the woods. Driver was a really snotty self important soccer mom. Habitual offender.

Heh heh... I would buy that guy dinner and drinks.

BTW, 50' was being nice... 250' is more like it, but I guess if he heaved the keys into the woods, the distance is moot. :D

enzo1 05-10-2012 07:07 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336705630.jpg

JavaBrewer 05-10-2012 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 6740007)

Love your 993 - but your BMW ride is f*****g ugly as sin. Yes yes I know it rides great...but take my word it looks like c**p. Do yourself a favor and get a lovely second bike ... a mistress so to speak. One you're not embarrassed taking out in public. :)

As for this pic...lots of open spots and its a big ass truck. Would you prefer he jams it into a tight spot next to something cool...like a Triumph Speed Triple...

Rick Lee 05-10-2012 08:21 PM

I'm shopping for a K1300S as soon as I get back from my European vacation.

Rufblackbird 05-11-2012 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6740017)
You ever drive a vehicle that long Rick? Either you take two spaces, or you hang way out of the space. Most parking lots dont really fit big pickups...

uh...I fit this into one space, and this was Christmas time at a busy outlet mall in Milpitas, CA, not to mention it's not hanging way out compared to the Dodge next to me.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336773741.jpg

TimT 05-11-2012 02:19 PM

Some of you would go ballistic when you see how I park this thing sometimes....:rolleyes:


http://www.rudtnersracing.com/toter/toter.jpg

Rick Lee 05-11-2012 09:27 PM

It just gets better. This is in front of the restaurant tonight. Yeah, I'm sure he's handicapped.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336800433.jpg

porsche4life 05-11-2012 09:28 PM

Between his ears.. Yes

RANDY P 05-11-2012 09:35 PM

See what I mean?

Too many Rebel douchebags in this ****ing State.

"IN YO FACE!!" Probably driven by a little tatood bald - headed AZ dork.

****ing brodozer POS.

rjp

porwolf 05-11-2012 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 6743130)
It just gets better. This is in front of the restaurant tonight. Yeah, I'm sure he's handicapped.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1336800433.jpg

Obviously handicapped but upstairs!

porwolf 05-12-2012 12:11 AM

Why do some people get upset if someone takes several places in a otherwise pretty empty parking lot?

Rick Lee 05-12-2012 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porwolf (Post 6743233)
Why do some people get upset if someone takes several places in a otherwise pretty empty parking lot?

I don't get upset. I just think they're a bag o'douche. It doesn't protect your car one bit, and most people who do it don't have nice cars and look really silly for thinking they do.

RANDY P 05-12-2012 06:54 AM

I'd be worried about getting the car keyed or kicked in. never park like a douchebag.

Speaking of douche:

Anyone notice the latest fad- the "prerunner"-

WTF are these things?

http://www.weitzelmotorsports.com/Im..._prerunner.jpg

Noah930 05-12-2012 07:03 AM

For running over zombies. The unprepared mock now...

Rick Lee 05-14-2012 02:14 PM

And here we have a Dutch-plated car really parking like a foreigner. This was a few hours ago in Plzen, CZ. He must have had too much to drink on the brewery tour.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1337033663.jpg

Jim Richards 05-14-2012 03:10 PM

Haha! PPOT Parking Patrol goes international!

gtc 05-14-2012 03:29 PM

Rick, you should start carrying some of those "you park like an @$$hole" flyers.

Rick Lee 05-17-2012 12:24 PM

I'm staying vigilant for you guys. In Ceske Budejovice today.

http://fototime.com/6E66D70C9B2B835/standard.jpg

Racerbvd 05-17-2012 12:45 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1337287508.jpg

Racerbvd 05-17-2012 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtc (Post 6747662)
Rick, you should start carrying some of those "you park like an @$$hole" flyers.

Like this?? http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1337287589.jpg

Or this one??
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1337287618.jpg


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