Another d'bag needs two parking spaces.

[Racerbvd]

Saw this at the bank today.

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by onlycafe

what the hell is wrong with that driver?

My guess is that she farted just after she got in the car, and the lack of oxygen had something to do with it.

Notice how that wagon over to the left decided not to try to leave after making note of the craziness.

[hightuned]

I love whe ppl put some effort into the note! This one translates into:

Hi
You confirmed what i earier suspected. Owners of Renaults are idiots!
Would you please move you rolling French lavatory so that i doesnt block the garage?
There are ppl who has real cars in there that would like to be able to drive them at the same time you are parked.

[enzo1]

[LeeH]

At my local Goodwill store. When I went in I saw the Caddy parked pretty close to the line. Westy showed up a little later and left himself plenty of room to get out on the driver's side.

[esample]

-e.

[Tanick]

Originally Posted by enzo1

Knew I recognised that Lambo in London…

Saw it on display outside Scotland Yard.

Glow-in-the-dark Lamborghini Aventador could be crushed - MSN Cars UK

[sammyg2]

[GH85Carrera]

Repost from Random Pics.

[Noah930]

Actually, Glen, that's TWO cars in ONE spot.

Still generally viewed as a douchebag move, though.

[nynor]

that is skillz!

[WIL84911]

OK so I don't take up 2 spaces but still get dirtbags on me... what gives? Ya can't win I tell ya!!!

[Rick Lee]

I finally had a verbal confrontation with one of these idiots today and, had my mom not been in the front sear, I think it would have escalated. We were in the 993 and pulled into a gas station behind an SUV who was also pulling up to a pump. But he stopped between the two pumps. There were cars on the right so I couldn't go around him and I wasn't sure what he was doing. When he got out to start pumping gas and looked at me, I threw my hands up. He did the same. Then a car on the right moved, so I went around and had to back up to his bumper to get the hose to reach. He said, "I would have moved if you had been cool about it." I said, "Who wouldn't have thrown up their hands for a move like that? Who parks between two gas pumps?" He said he didn't see me behind him. I asked why that mattered and why anyone would park that way, even if there were no one else around. He then said, "Oh, you must have pulled in behind me." I said, "Yes, and I watch my mirrors too."

What an effing doosh.

[Baz]

Originally Posted by Rick Lee

I finally had a verbal confrontation with one of these idiots today and, had my mom not been in the front sear, I think it would have escalated. We were in the 993 and pulled into a gas station behind an SUV who was also pulling up to a pump. But he stopped between the two pumps. There were cars on the right so I couldn't go around him and I wasn't sure what he was doing. When he got out to start pumping gas and looked at me, I threw my hands up. He did the same. Then a car on the right moved, so I went around and had to back up to his bumper to get the hose to reach. He said, "I would have moved if you had been cool about it." I said, "Who wouldn't have thrown up their hands for a move like that? Who parks between two gas pumps?" He said he didn't see me behind him. I asked why that mattered and why anyone would park that way, even if there were no one else around. He then said, "Oh, you must have pulled in behind me." I said, "Yes, and I watch my mirrors too."

What an effing doosh.

Good for you, Rick.

That mentality reminds me of those clueless pedestrians who choose to walk down the middle of the road - until you come along - then they move off to one side.

WTF?

[911pcars]

Originally Posted by hightuned

I love whe ppl put some effort into the note! This one translates into:

Hi
You confirmed what i earier suspected. Owners of Renaults are idiots!
Would you please move you rolling French lavatory so that i doesnt block the garage?
There are ppl who has real cars in there that would like to be able to drive them at the same time you are parked.

Good idea. I think I'll print some up in Dutch, German or Arabic. Perps can spend time figuring out what it says.

S

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by 911pcars

Good idea. I think I'll print some up in Dutch, German or Arabic. Perps can spend time figuring out what it says.

S

مرحبا
الذي أكد ما ط earier المشتبه بهم. أصحاب رينو أغبياء!
هل من الممكن نقل لكم المتداول المرحاض الفرنسية حتى أستطيع لا يمنع المرآب؟
هناك شركته تنوي الذي لديه سيارات حقيقية في ان هناك ترغب في أن تكون قادرة على دفع لهم في نفس الوقت كنت واقفة.

สวัสดี
คุณได้รับการยืนยันสิ่งที่ฉันสงสัยว่า earier เจ้าของ Renaults จะโง่!
คุณกรุณาช่วยย้ายคุณกลิ้งห้องน้ำฝรั่งเศสเพื่อที่ฉัน ไม่ได้ปิดกั้นที่จอดรถหรือไม่
มี ppl ที่มีรถยนต์ที่แท้จริงในการมีที่ต้องการเพื่อให้สามา รถขับไล่พวกเขาในเวลาเดียวกันที่คุณกำลังจอดอยู ่

Hallo
Sie bestätigt, was ich earier vermutet. Besitzer von Renaults sind Idioten!
Würden Sie bitte bewegen Sie rollen Französisch Toilette, so dass ich nicht die Garage blockieren?
Es gibt ppl, die in echten Autos gibt, die gerne in der Lage, sie in der gleichen Zeit, die Sie geparkt sind, fahren würde hat.

你好
你證實了我earier懷疑。雷諾的老闆都是白痴！
請你移動你滾法國廁所，這樣我不會阻止車庫？
還有誰在那裡真正的汽車，希望能夠在您都停在同一時間來驅動它們的脂肪酶。

Any my favorite, as this will really screw with their tiny, pointed heads

bIpIv'a'
nuq nub jIH earier confirmed. owners renault toDSaH!
SoH french lavatory tetlh vaj 'e' garage doesn't bot jIH DubelmoHchugh vIH SoH?
ppl 'ej QuQ puH Duj real ghajbogh qaStaHvIS pagh 'ej QuQ 'e' maghomchugh yItungHa', qaH chaH QaQ legh rap poH parked SoH vIvut tu'lu'.

[Racerbvd]

At the Chateau Élan at Sebring and with a full hotel these asswhipes parked like this last night


Need a box of these..

[legion]

I took up two parking spaces today at Bass Pro...at least I think I did. It's really hard to tell when there is an inch of snow over two inches of ice during a road salt shortage.

[enzo1]

https://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot?clickid=xpc0cNSi4XJS11Q3Jcy1d 3v6UkTRcbWcEy0Q2Y0&utm_campaign=10078&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=ImpactRadius

[stomachmonkey]

Guy "spray paints" lines on cars using multiple spaces.

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