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			That's a more appropriate response after refusing to let the guy on the street clean your windshield.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			Everyone should have a special vehicle (German, of course) to snuggle up along side the doors of these self-entitled owners.  
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			I'm probably gonna get ripped (and if someone had already pointed this out, just ignore this post), but I usually park my Porsche in more than one space. However, it's always in the back of the lot and there's always hundreds of other parking spots that are closer. How can that bother anyone?
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 ![]() Kidding. If you're some distance away from the herd and there's otherwise no space issues, no one should have a legitimate beef. Still, some will, just because there are people who strive for order and conformity (think/dream within limits, round pegs only in round holes, etc.). S  | 
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 I also try to park away from other people, in spaces where only one side of the car will be exposed to another car. Then I get as far away from that other potential car as possible without going outside of my own space. I have been successful so far. When I owned my Scirocco, I would often park three inches away from the driver door of a two-space-taker. And still be completely within one parking space.  
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			I would classify these as minor, since they are not technically using two parking spaces.  I'd still think its a bit dangerous, because those spaces are free to give other cars the width to turn right. 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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