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You gotta see this

Forget the daughter aspect.

Holy crap this woman thinks she looks good????

Tanning booth mom calls arrest for taking daughter, 5, a misunderstanding;

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Old 05-02-2012, 09:36 AM
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Yes, it really occurred in Nutley NJ. There is no denying it, she was caught orange handed.
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Reminds me of the landlady in "There's Something About Mary." Only that was fiction.
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Reminds me of the landlady in "There's Something About Mary." Only that was fiction.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:34 AM
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What a moron. Wow, just wow.
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I have coloring pretty similiar to that little girl, actually my skin is a bit darker. I can just about guarantee that little girl was NOT inside of a tanning bed.

She would look like a cross between a solar flare and an exploding tomato.

So I suspect the mother is telling the truth. The mother is an odd duck, a tanned to the point of being dried out like beef jerky odd duck, but I really think she is truthful with this.

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I'm just glad this story wasn't from Florida. But I'm sure when she retires she'll be moving down here....
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Certainly shows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder because mr. happy would be mr. terrified at the thoughts of procreation with her.
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You can tell from her voice she is a heavy smoker. Probably plows four packs a day down inside the house with the little girl in it.
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Wow, those people breed....
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The girl's hair matches the mother's skin color and vice-versa. Freaky that people still go for the ultra-dark tan.
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You missed the other classic link on that page; grandparents tow 7 year old behind SUV while drunk

Grandparents allegedly tow 7-year-old behind SUV in toy car while drunk | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News


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Al Jolson's lost Daughter?
Gross.
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I stand by this..If you look dumb-YOU ARE DUMB!
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Wow, that is scary.

The sad thing is the mom has been tanning her whole life and is only 24.
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Some of those comments are pretty good....

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